Mobility Freestyle Battles

Published 13 April 4 8:9 PM | William

Perhaps I'm dating myself, but I've been a fan of Rap Battles since the days of Old School.  Ice-T vs. LL Cool J was one of my favorite.  I'll never forget Ice-T in Power “that's weak s*** from a weak mind, and a weak mind creates weak rhymes, you ain't never kicked knowledge one time, just living off your own d***, that's a crime”. Then Biggy and Tupac took it up a level “That's right I f******* yo bi*** mutha*******” .  When Easy E fell out with Dre, you have to remember “Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay....” . Nas and JayZ was another great one “the streets keep calling, heard in my sleep that this GayZ and Cock a fella records wanna beef”.  However, I think the tech nerds are coming up.  The Rory vs. Roy battle is great.  I first read about it in Casey's site http://www.brains-n-brawn.com and just had to check it out.   Basically here's the deal.  Rory got to go to the MVP summit altough he's not a MVP.  Roy got pissed about it.  People let Roy have it and he apologized.  But the cool part is that there were like 55 posts on the subject. 

Next look at the utterly ghastly microsoft.public.smartphone newsgroup.  It's like nothing I've ever seen.  Jacek (aka MSMobiles) vs. Jason Dunn, Robert Levy, most MS MVP's and anyone that disagrees with him in general.  But it gets downright ugly. 

So I'd characterize the Rory/Roy  battle like LL and Ice-T.  Entertaining and nothing too over the top.  So where does that leave the SmartPhone battle?  It's kind of hard to tell b/c Jason and Robert are much more diplomatic than most rappers so it'd be hard to come up with an analogy.  I'm thinking it's best resemblant either Easy E falling out with NWA and Snoop, but that'd be flawed b/c Jacek and Jason never kicked it in the hood together.  Then I got to thinking, aha, it's like the Eminem/Benzino battle.  Benzino wants to be Eminem.  Eminem is quite successful and not one to back down.  Benzino has a pretty successful run hosting The Source but that's pretty much it.  And by picking the fight with Eminem, he's picked up some traffic from Eminem fans wondering what he's going to say.  Benzino is also notably older than Eminem and definitely more spiteful.  His diatribes are usually pretty nasty and always more spiteful than funny.  But the analogy falls apart there.   For it to work, Ed Hansberry or Robert Levy would have to be either Obie Trice, Fifty Cent, Lloyd Banks or Lil Buck.  I haven't met Ed, but I can tell you for sure that the whole Platinum tooth thing wouldn't work for Robert and I'm guessing the same is the case for Ed.

This is precisely one of those stupid things that my mind drones on about at times and I can't get the analogy to work no matter how hard I try.  I guess this is a good sign I need to start writing some code...

Comments

# William said on August 26, 2004 12:52 PM:

biggie and tupac are my legends
ive studied there stuff for years
know i can freestyle
im comig soon

# William said on August 26, 2004 12:54 PM:

this guy j cee think he nice but i smack him white like vinnila ice

# William said on August 31, 2004 1:43 AM:

cool

# William said on August 31, 2004 1:46 AM:

yo if i teel you once i teel you twice but your the one rappen like vinnila ice

# William said on October 4, 2004 5:28 PM:

exorcist and scareface in the place with shit that makes the earth shake my gat is loaded and reeady to blow like a pipe bomb smoken that colorado dro but we call it the one a gone now im a nemosis but ill give the assist to exorcist/

Yo Im the Kidd that C droppin dimes/ Never hesitate to spit a few lines/ Battle anyone who think they can touch mine/ Rhymes hit you like you snortin a line/ Smoke a lil weed but it must C Kind/ A hit of one and gone and a nigga will C fine/ Fuck wit a nigga/ Guaranteed to crack ya spine.....

# William said on October 5, 2004 2:26 AM:

Excorcist and Scarface in the place, and I got my tongue on the crack of Scarface's a33. My gat is fake bekuz I'm a bitch, If I actually committe a crime I'd be a snitch but I tongue you're balls low bekuz nut sweat make me go - kuz I'm a $2.00 ho. I bitch, I'm exorcist, I can't spell but I can snitch - I tongue balls, eat ass clean the Kum out my mouth with grass.

GO HOME FAGGOTS.

Rippa P.

# William said on October 7, 2004 2:26 PM:

itswack

# William said on October 7, 2004 7:00 PM:

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# William said on October 7, 2004 7:00 PM:

weee. lol

# TrackBack said on October 12, 2004 2:19 PM:

# William said on October 12, 2004 5:13 PM:

I KNOW HOW FLOW, I KNOW HOW TO FUCK HOES.
N-E ONE WANNA BATTLE ME,
LOOK ME ^ AND ILL LEAVE YA BLIND U COULDNT SEE.
I BUST FLOWS FASTER THEN 2 RABBITS FUCKIN,
AFTER IM THREW WITH Y'ALL, U WONT KNOW WATS PUMPIN.
SEE I LEARN TO BUST FLOWS LIKE A TRUE BROWN PRIDER CAN,
LIKE I SAID, NO ONE CAN STEP ^ 2 DA PLATE MAN.
SO N-E ONE OUT THERE WITH BALLZ TO CHALLANGE ME,
U'LL BE DEAD LIKE A WANNABE

# William said on October 12, 2004 5:15 PM:

Dude, put the mike down and walk away. I usually let people battle here without commenting, but this is so sad it defies words. Seriously, you have NO talent. You have no ryhmes, skillz or anything else that someone would want. It seems like the only thing you can do is use the Caps Lock key.

# William said on October 12, 2004 5:25 PM:

I KNOW I'm a hoe, Luvin dudes not hoes
N-E ONE WANNA Cornhole ME, for a man I open my ass for free,
LOOK At ME ^ and i gobble on your cock, drink your kum like it was tea.
I BUST Boy's asses FASTER THEN 2 RABBITS FUCKIN,
AFTER IM THREW WITH Blowin Y'ALL, U WONT KNOW WATS PUMPIN. except what you put in my mouth
SEE I LEARN TO BUST Ass holes LIKE A TRUE Butt Pirate CAN,
LIKE I SAID, NO ONE CAN STEP but you can slide, it in my ass and I'll take it with pride ^ 2 DA PLATE MAN. or in my mouth man
SO N-E ONE OUT THERE WITH BALLZ TO Cornhole ME,
U'LL BE DEAD from the disease who's name begins with AID.

# William said on October 12, 2004 6:15 PM:

lean back to far
your bound to catch a scar
get crunked up and fall out the bar

# William said on October 13, 2004 10:21 AM:

Word.

# William said on October 15, 2004 5:43 PM:

Yay, it's kinda funny yall are dummy
got no flows, n' yer nose is runny
pimpin aint E-Z but I got that money
n' I'll make yer honey hop like the energizer bunny, bitch
my flows on track, yer shits all wack
ya needa step off that hit a fuckin smack
your fucked up enough
your brain smells of crack
so careful step back fo' I eat you like a snack
n' dress you like a bitch - cuz it's skill you lack.
huh?
did you hear something silly? ya lookin like a bitch.
head fried up, mind in a fuckin ditch.
with rhymes I'm hooked, just like a hitch
but ain't seein jail, no worries 'bout a snitch
cuz I'm clean like that, just tryin'a get rich.
although I'm fuckin white. my flows come tight
love my bitches, gettin head in the light.
also lovin clubs, hate drama no-fight
so it's obvious to see your wrong I'm right,
so shut the fuck up, see ya later, good night.

yeah. I'm not a rapper. but it's kinda fun to rhyme once in a while. It's a bit more fun to just freestyle voice over whatever the radios playin. heh. specialy when people are in the car to make fun of ya for doin it. peace.

# William said on October 25, 2004 10:52 AM:

when i flow i bring diaster/
something like twista rhyming faster/
yall just chumps thats why i carry the pump/
im a nazi im ready to explode like a kamikaze/
aint no man can stop me im like the sun im to hot b/
i aint from the south but i where the crown like bun b/

# William said on November 5, 2004 9:01 AM:

MC'in is a game not 4 fame,
dun be playin on ma name,
u get jealous cuz ma lyrics put ures to shame,
cuz u rap lame,
wen u ppl battle u all say de same,
even tho im nu to this shit,
i am hot an legit,
u gay mutha fuckers go suk ure mums tit,
or i will juss let me kno if shes fit,
yall best off to quit,
ure breath smells like dog shit,
u h8 me cuz i nibbled on ure gal frends clit,
while u were sukin on sum boys dik!!

# William said on November 5, 2004 9:27 PM:

I SEE ALL THIS WACK MCs
I pull out my mic and got them sayin
MERCY
royal flush beats joker in a card game
named poker and for kaygee backspace replace it with
a G
battles is all about dissin so im ready to get
the spittin
and in the end give me the crown cuz im about
to WIN

# William said on November 11, 2004 4:56 PM:

Yea im juss tht lil Korean kid flippin bricks or rice
but come to my hood n ill snatch ur life
reverse tht shit n ill snatch ur wife,
cuz im da hottest dude holdin it down,
all yalls sissy ryhmes juss get tossed round,
cuz im just doin my thing straight off da grind,
juss got of jail fo murdin ur ryhme,
dont mess wit tht boi frm KC
cuz ill leave u on da block juss 2 be
cuz i spit flames
da boi thts gonna change da game,
2 bullets up in u will change ur frame
n da cats on da street be callin bck my name
W to da double E to da Z Y,
cuz ur bitches already know y,
cuz im da shit dude, thts y i got ur bitch stickin to my rules,
cuz im juss one of da best, tht rocked da mic n let my flows do da rest,
and i juss got on da mic n started blazin, n u prolly suprised this ryhmes r comin from an asian,
n how my lyrics be amazin, cuz its degradin,
how i get on mic n start spittin, 3 lines later n i start dissin, cuzi spit so fast , homeboy u betta listen,
cuz some of da lyrics i be spittin, u be missin
cuz im a lyerical master, da most talented rapper,
my flows so ugly it be leavin da papers a diaster,
cuz im herre to put KC on da map,
but im a hard bitch, tht will leave u wit ur brains in ur lap,
yea cuz its juss tht, dis lil Korean Kids rap
Holla at ur dough J Weezy Babi

# TrackBack said on November 12, 2004 11:42 AM:

# William said on November 12, 2004 2:36 PM:

yea it ur boi holdin it down, step up to da lil korean kid

# William said on November 13, 2004 12:58 AM:

Yea , Yea,
Cuz i come straight from da block,
get on da grind n drop lyrics lik they hott,
im juss warmin up, n get on da mic n juss start spittin,
JDIAZ aint nuthin , cant even hold my jock
cant even rap, let alone try to get on my block
cuz i dont care if u hard or not
cuz all i gots to do is knock off ur top,
n my next diss goes to tht boi Kaygee,
homeboy u betta listen, and stay away from me,
cuz im a hard korean kid tht leave ur body in da middle of da street,
dont try to come bck on da site n try to start ne beef,
cuz ur lyrics r prolly as fake as tht wannabe MC,
tht goes by da name of Rippa P,
n i dont care, all u come step up
cuz thurr aint no fear n my heart,
da only dude tht still walks da streets at dark,
even if a nigga got tht red beam on my heart,
and all yall mc's dont wanna play wit me son,
cuz i kno yall aint ready to pull out tht gun,
n how yall goin to use it, when yall aint gone one,
cuz i all i need is one shot to ya head,
cuz ill murk ya, n leave ur white tee blooded up red,
cuz i got i pull out da 9, or maybe da gat,
cuz if ur b***h get crazy wit me ill put 3 n her bck,
cock da gat, n load it bck,
cuz ur pu**y a** is next,
cuz ill put all yall MC's to dis lyerical test,
juss respond cuz i wanna c who comes next,
JDIAZ, Kaygee, or even Rippa P
none of yall wanna mess wit ur boi Weezy,
cuz it wuz to hard fo u to take it after i started dissin on u,
cuz im da only kid u gots to afraid of, cuz ill put da bullets up in u
think about it next time u F**k around wit the Slanted Eye Crew
Its ur boi J Weezy,
Holla to Da Crew, Gin, n RSayo aka A-TRak



# William said on November 13, 2004 1:37 AM:

Yo Yo Yo, check this out. Little Korean might have some game but he's still a wannabe, trying to be something he aint bein.

Little boy got heart, little boy got lame, but this is the big leagues Bitch, and yo shit is still lame.

Mutha fucka, rich white boys run this shit, step and you'll get shot Need 100 Grand, I'll throw it out with thought. Boy you got game, you cool, but you can't get with the old School.

Fact is, Rich White boyz running this show but yall Koreans cummin up. The dumbest one I know went to grad school with me at Carnegie Mellon and got a 3.8 o r up.

Jweeszy - Actually, I can't rap. I'm a drunk 33 year old goof but you actually have my props. Pop an album - I'll buy it. You are obviously different from the rest of the 'rappers' but that's why you're cool - you got Ballz.

If you ever want to have a Matrix Algebra battle, I'll swing. You'll probably kick my ass there though too.

I'm all about the "Slanted Eyey Crew" - got nothing but luv for them. But as much as I love Rap, I really hope you go into Software development or teach math. The sSlant Eye crew is running that game - my own peeps can't even hang. Ima tell you what my man, bring it where you can bring it, but raps got odds that don't favor you - software does. Props to you, your family and your whole way of thinking - and as a matter of fact, you're the smartest one that wrote to that post and YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN RAP.

Peace my man -

# William said on November 19, 2004 6:14 PM:

ayyo u might be surprised that im the leb kid rappin
but man ur size it dont matter cause im the one tappin
and man are u blind cuz man im the one grabbin
ur bitch thats fine cause i aint scared of wats going to happen
u say ur chillaxing but man u waxing
i'll make my fight an action
nothing can stop me even the traction
my flow is like a coupe breezin at 90
thats the reason they signed me
it seems that u need oxygen
Oops!....yo u wanna mess with with an asian
im ruler ur the one whos breaking
man im tha man
shootin the Mac 10
u aint got some friends
cause i have the trends
why u inhale ya weed
and it dont stop till u inhave ya seed
and it dont until i tell them to breathe
like a doctor with a sthetoscope
i dont see no fuckin hope
unless these mothafuckas breathe


# William said on November 21, 2004 12:14 AM:

aight yo check it
i break it down to the U.S
telling me you best
and inviting me to court rooms cause i shot some chest
every homie can be the same if u cath a Tef
but its even worst when u catch a M
thats Mag Benz
pullin all these trendz
got the broke peeps runnin
and im rollin with a 25 inch riamz uh
they call me Mag
cause they dont call Shaq
he can be 7 feet tall
but i can shoot him on his back
take it to Deion Sanders
he can get his slap
cause he a pimp but his girl still sits on his lap
forward to Mike Tyson
Who can kill Anthony Mason
no offense but he can now go to a vacation
people say i want attention
cause i always have some mail-in
and if u wanna be cool u gotta be in the "jail-win"
two synonymes
hell-sin and Mag Benz
i get the money order computer and in a "tap" send!
when u broke u choke cause u always on dope
cocain in ur coat but always hide it from ur folks
cops runnin after u so u have to run
cause wats best being one or being done
blind peole say im ugly but i have the money
thats why people ask why i always get a honey
put them in my 25 million hummer
cause wat do u expect every chick wants a humper
so am i here to freestyle am i here to walk on the ile
cause im in a rush i gotta go to my pimp files
are people hating cause im a leb man rappin
just like a white man rappin in 8 mile
so get outta the way bitch unless u wanna please
but im rich so let me go under ur sleeves
wats ur favourite food macaroni and cheese
cause if so well then g do u have a disease?
girls i know im hot
but if u want me dont be as old as the new kids on the block
but anyways at night wont u suck my cock
and lick me all over from toe to top
u better watch it when u go to shop
u might be scared of ppl of wat they got
cause u can have on ur head a shot
anyways i buy stuff from "Kaybee"
while im rollin with my baby
if u ask me out the answer should be a maybe
dont piss me off cause u can get a punch from me
cause man im the junior Tyson of the street
if u in the kitchen well then i eat the beef
cause i can be in Lebanon and im announce in N.Y.C.
so anyways im out to sleep
u should've done this from a long time bitch
cause ur trouble has now been announced DEEP
so BREATHE

# William said on November 21, 2004 1:38 AM:

lukes a pussy

# William said on November 21, 2004 1:45 AM:

im a freakin critic i eat pussy for break fast more your mother on the plate i spit rimes faster that lean rimes hold up im a strait player unlike you i conme fresh from, the street and your a peice of pooh im not but so is yo momma you like mc hammer i mister 2 i eat ice cream you eat yuor mom i had pusst on toast you ahad a guy named ron you was givin him pleasure he was givin it back you gave yo momma head and she licked your sack opps did say sack i meant pussy whle you were shavin hwer back like im a player im just lipping yuou know its what i sayim strait and you straight up gay!

# William said on November 21, 2004 1:46 AM:

i like eggs

# William said on November 21, 2004 1:49 AM:

the s is for switchin ammunition w is for leaVIN YOU BITCHES WISHIN i is for illness occured t is for towns injured c is for cut deep in your skin h is for hell you livin never find me stop spitten cause i kick back spit raps click gats spit back or get kidnapped thats how switch raps fuck reloadin i switch gats a and get neggative impact wak rappers are gonna get wiplash im revealin insane killin the game bitches squealing my name they feelin the pain i got the celtics jersey with the matchin hat immagine that this is a happnin track so ill put it on my platinum stack and let my rappin attack 44 calober killer walkin around with magnum in his pocket gonna lonch this rocket lock it cock it mosh pit and load it abot to explode with pue killin motive this goes out to all my killaz using them fist fillaz dieng hard like bruce willaz lettin loose gettin loot grab my glock and execute this is a motivation the circle of sin and temtation mag benz put in a hell of a regestration better get protection im comin with lethal injection gave your mom a yeast infrection

# William said on November 21, 2004 1:49 AM:

................your all gay but i

# William said on November 21, 2004 1:50 AM:

lukes a total and complete fag

# William said on November 21, 2004 1:50 AM:

you spinning you cant spin worth shit davey crokit

# William said on November 21, 2004 1:55 AM:

lukes a fag makes me wanna gag but if i do i know its because of you im goona puke by the look at yuor face you so ugly you look like one of those dogs .....................i call him pugly the look of your face makes me wanna shoot you with aa nine guage but if i dont make sure to tell your momma that ill be at her house at about ten to do her in the ass i think it will be fun or some education if it aint dont hate i spin it and i bet you can relate that you a faggit lukes a demmicratic votes for pussys looks and mom he goochies the the main stary im trying to get out is that luke is gay without a doubt

# William said on November 21, 2004 1:59 AM:

switchblade i know you afraid slave to a 12 gage a renagade switch aka lucifer a murderous executioner dude man if you were on the streets rappin baggin for money you wouldnt get anyprofit your moms like a vacume cleanershe sucks blows and gets layed inthe closet ima show mobility a straight up killing spree im back at shit like crack atics poppin automatics my rimes bustin fools rushin hoes blushin bitches runnin away you aint a challenge im gunnin the great gat attacks i call them mishaps when switch snaps lightin up fat blunts for fun shit i spit leave you split and stun scream until i puncture a lung lil jon caqnt compare to my cruks hiding bitches in trunks erasing punks raps phatter than big puns this is not curiosity nothingb is stoppin me honestly coming with velocity

# William said on November 21, 2004 10:19 AM:

u got the kid thats back
here to come and hack
hit yall with a bat
with my beautiful pimp hat
yo i come up with rhymes
showing the girls my looks and dimes
when u come with me there wont be a waste of time
cause u can taste me like lemon and lime
comon girl this aint no frame
i aint taking u for a game
are u leaving cause u heard i was shame
cause if so well then im not the one to blame
its my game
its too bad im from the pimpin hall of fame
but its every leb man who from me will have the same
we pass the pain and then explain
homies are jealous but they're insane
to learn peeps go on the computer
but it isnt working so they call a tooter
but it wont matter they'll soon be shooters
and they're transport will be little skooter
u wanna battle?u wanna rap?
i bet after the end of this speach u'll take ur words back
cause i'll hit u with a bat
POW!
oh shit ur words has now been taken back


# William said on November 21, 2004 4:40 PM:

you really suck at poohing

# William said on November 21, 2004 4:40 PM:

you are gay im leaving now peace out fag heads

# William said on November 21, 2004 5:53 PM:

Perhaps, but you really suck at posting.

# William said on November 21, 2004 6:43 PM:

holy fuck
u guys want a fucken battle
i'll take u down so u can play with a rattle
fuck i got ur moutha fucken mom suck my dick
took it nice and slick
i can pimp ur mom year by year
dont hate the play hate the game
cause i ride her like she my deer
i can call her my pony
but then you'll have some fear
did u ever see ur mom horny?
she the car i steer
i switch them girls like i switch them gears
its too bad for u
cause after my speach you'll have no chear
and after ur speach u should stop the beer
cause man are u drunk
it should be a good time so i can lock u in my trunk
ur killing the ghetto life
ur a punk
throw u to the Atlantic ocean
u've now sunk
mess with me i'll bring the tanks
but i gotta save time like i save money in the banks
u say ur tough but u cry at pranks
cause u got hurt by a fucken hank
u stupid u aint a man
i swear to God every thing u say i say damn!
dont think that thats a comment
cause ur the loser and im the champ
ur hidingim finding
ur spying im lying
ur mooning im brooming
ur a discrace for a human being
cause u got hit like i got hit but ur the one screaming
whoever wants to fuck around with me he can bring it
cause they eveb knew me form the time of king David
i gave u a hint i got my background
now u better hide when u hear me make a sound
cause soon the whole world will see u down
and soon with me the whole world will be around
people had to get away from u cause u were too ugly
get out man ur such a stupid fugly
u thought u were cool because u watched the movie chuky
damn my baby brother watched that movie u should now be thuggy
this is my end of speach
im out to go to the beach
get the girls and some cheats
did i mention that soon u wont breathe?


# William said on November 21, 2004 9:46 PM:

ohh shit
when they start havin a battle
n how come none of yall invited me

# William said on November 21, 2004 10:23 PM:

Yo lol, its Ur Dough J Weezy Babi representin again, n dont get madd if i start dissin ok herre im bout to go, Yo my first diss goes to MAG BENZ

Yo u should quit da game,
cuz all da ppl on this site really callin my name,
cuz ill leave u lik Usher bout to get Burned,
stand up lik a real man n take ur turn,
cuz im rockin da mic n takin u 2 skool,
ur da only puck B**ch that rocks fake jewels,
thats y ur faggot a** goes on da internet lookin up dudes,
dont mess wit me cuz ill leave on da channel 9 news
n ur prolly lik R Kelly holdn hands with 10 yr olds,
cuz afta skool wuz ova u asked her 2 blo,
thats y ur recognized as a molesta all ova da globe,
and dude u juss made me mad
cuz my lyrics are about to infect u lik a badd case of anthrax,
cuz ill leave u blooded up thats y im handin u boxes of tampax,
cuz ill chop u up lik spaghetti meat
i kno ur punk a** dont want ne beef, with me Weezy,
cuz i got dis website locked up
n if u dont believe me, ask my glock,
so juss leave and pack ur bags,
thats y ur already in a body bag,
so get da hell out u gay a** fag,
cuz im dissin
n whts comin frm u, i aint hurrin a sound,
cuz ill leave u in a pool of lyrics about to drown
Im da King Mag Benz
so bow down
n hand me my crown

# TrackBack said on November 22, 2004 5:23 AM:

# William said on November 22, 2004 8:14 AM:

Jweezy - being that you are the Champ - you are always invited.

# William said on November 22, 2004 5:51 PM:

Reprezentin uk mc's worldwide,
independant NME to da 9 to 5,
as i try to find time to survive the crime life,
and the right to fight like this mic is my knife,
so i'm slittin, and while i'm spitin dis sh*t,
i'm lickin fit chix t*ts and cl*t, grippin my d*ck, oh sh*t,
i gota take a breather, either leave the mic or intise the hype reciever,
now listen, who da f*ck d'y'all think you are dissin',
with ya pre-written sh*t with a sh*tload missin',
it's my ass y'all be kissin,
i'm warnin you now d*cks, you shoulda stayed sittin,
firstly y'all can kiss my ass, ya don't kno nuttin,
Like a turkey at christmas, but without the stuffing,
boring and dry, so while i'm soaring the sky,
you're just dead meat in my eyes, deadbeat and disguised,
rap battles i'll shock, like snap crackle and pop,
i'll eat u for breakfast, my rhymes never stop,
jweezy????? sh*t that name sounds so cheesy,
you'll soon see me on tv, makin things look easy,
don't fool yaself punk, sh*t don't pretend,
u full of dudes sp*nk, u ain't better than mag benz,
they call me ukmc, remember the name,
it's you not benz that should quit da game!!

# William said on November 22, 2004 6:54 PM:

Yo wait a second, what are trying to do help Mag Benz,
cuz he got dissed so bad he had to go find a friend,
yo dont worry cuz ill diss on u,
UK MC, u juss fu**ed up tryin to battle me,
cuz ur juss my enemie till 9 to 5
cuz u should neva got on da site, cuz ill take ur life,
and when u c me in da street, yea homeboy thats my knife,
so im slippin, while doin da Sh*t,
u look clit, thats y u got pussy hairs all ova ur lips,
and remember ur mom wuz ova my house suckin dis d*ck
and in the end we kno whose really goin be on fire lik a match n cigarette,
yea and juss leave at that,
cuz my ryhmes will leave u breathless lik an asthma attack,
now listen, u got on da mic n started dissin, but u betta remember whose mouth i be jizzin, cuz ur lik one of my hoes, who quit da game decided to blo, and da only thing u do is fill my pocket wit more rolls,
cuz i spit bombs n flip ur shit lik chinese Won Tons,and bake ur shit lik a Korean noodle, cuz dis diss is juss da icing on a toaser stroodle,
cuz i donno who ur tryin to diss man,
cuz we really kno who should quit da game and join a rockband,
cuz i got mo guns thn da taliban, handin things of contraband lik i wuz a rubberband man,
cuz afta im done dissin, dont try to come bck into game lik Mase,
cuz i already got this website tied up lik Mr. Rogers shoelace,
cuz ill leave ur ass retarded lik a labortory chimp,
uve been fu**ed so many times, ur ass is goin limp,
cuz im a real g, da hardest dude pimpin da pimps,
n look kid, u dont to spit no more cuz ur breath is harsh,
ur a reason Azn people got da disease called Sars
and dont eva try to crack on my name UK MC
wht it tht SH*t supposed to be, a retarded version of da alphabet juss to battle me,
cuz J Weezy is a betta name, da name tht u will c one day up in da rap hall of fame, afta u leave da site n quit da game

Holla at ur Dough, dont try n get on my level kid

# William said on November 22, 2004 6:56 PM:

Jweezy is CLEARLY Pimpin everyone here..

# William said on November 22, 2004 7:24 PM:

aight this shit goes to Jweezy,again dont get mad cause my rhymes spit dimes,aight dont take stuff seriously

u fucked up bitch
u cant even snitch
i got ur fucked up face on tha floor about to take a shit
and i got ur fucked up mouth about to suck a dick
ur so stupid but i'll guess i'lll deal with it
i get blind each time i see ur face but i'll guess i'll heal with it
u think ur words can offend me
man my words belong in the track of L.E.B
and i dont need ur dirty tampax
keep it for ur mom,by the way she needs to wax
ur so stupid u dont even know wats a fax
cause i send some papers and u just didnt chilax
u thought it was some kind of monster trying to kill u
but it was just ur face who was trying to mill u
dont u get it?no one wants u in this world
ur not wanted so stop believing that u have girls
girls CAN only go for u because u have pearls
and if not well then u got this bitches swirled
i spit my rhymes like i give my dimes
cause in every battle no one wants to listen to u
its a waste of time
we get it ur back in mobility freestyles
and ur words just made me remember of the movie 8 mile
u think ur tough but ur just a little child
u think ur rough but i got ur body pieces in piles
u break i take
i make u go to the lake
but man stop claiming that you're a PURT
cause u dont even have a shirt
i can tell by ur chennille its how ur living in it well
but ur now saved by the bell u would've been beaten by hell
but i got u locked in cells and make u mix with jells
i dunno why u have a box of mail u should now be in jail
ur so weak i can catch u with a sail
ur grade in the looks shit u fail
i gotta go do my pimpin
dont be jealous if i got ur girl drinkin
no doubt!
peace out!

# William said on November 22, 2004 7:28 PM:

mag benz ill murder you and your fag friends i make trenz when the cops come around switch has got a lay low and jweezy tell your mom to stop changing her lipstick colors my dick is starting to look like a rambow mag my teams stacked with those raps you wont go anywhere like corterbacks gettin sacked jweezy you aint i rap faster than donniman baily sprintin im cold hearted hunt and keep the carkus prefure the darkness man i aint gone im just gettin starteded im colder than winter in the ant artics sell the hottest drugs on the markets your moms pussy gets ran up and down me like guitar picks got hotter rides than carflicks mag benz than me you not hotter im top of this shit puttin bullets in tricks like the godfather and im pimpin bitches work on your posture i flow mistakilly why you even try is a mystery puttin you through misury

# William said on November 22, 2004 7:40 PM:

this is for jweezy!
yo,ya,i spit my rhymes,just how i drope them dimes,dont take long to write ur rhyme,cuz ur just wasting my time,ur rap should b a crime,i walk down the streets evry day and u wonder why i got a 9?,all i got to say is ur mom is sure fine,my rhymes will even shock albert einstein!,homey in ur eye i can see fear,i ride ur mom just how i ride them deer,do i make it clear to me u dont come near,before i brake u like i broke ur little poor stairing wheel,in this rhyme im gonna win,listen to ur mom,shes right,i did step on ur house the recycling bin,look at ur poor little 1819 car man,i never saw one of those except for ur moms little minivan,i do got a hot ride,24'' spinnin giovanni rims on my ferrari car,in it even a minibar!,dont take this rhyme to hard cuz homey this is just the start,before i make u fetch for a bone and make u bark!

lol! much love,u know i dont meen those shit,just respect it,its a battle!

# William said on November 22, 2004 7:48 PM:

i got my glock as soon as the suns up poppin bitches with shots roll with 2 guns up your rimes all belong in a dump truck im from the city where you can defintely find a hells angel suicidal juvinille was a fucked up chid wild well mag benz was gettin anul im a thug desciple roll with pistols m16 and a wrifle still succesfully holding the game title you fucked up with those raps more times than a dance recidal i like to fight stong gettin hold of wak rappers like a 50 foot python im pistol wippin spittin crack sniffin this shit is unforgiven i got a visions leavin a victim missing ill come with more guns than scarface pullin them out of the window of a car chase i live on crack street i dont care if its illegal cause my people pack heat

# William said on November 22, 2004 7:58 PM:

Mag:

I'm definitely feeling you on the first part
"u fucked up bitch
u cant even snitch
i got ur fucked up face on tha floor about to take a shit
and i got ur fucked up mouth about to suck a dick
" I love the third line.

# William said on November 22, 2004 8:12 PM:

yeew breew your so wack you respect jweezy thats a sad story you must be so desperate for glory you a fake show like maury i pop you with a 40 you so cheesy plese believe me i make shit look easy i aint barking for your bitch ass you kiss ass i set traps dicks slide up and down you like exlax you so wak no one can save ya and for your dick your mom reccomends a double dosage of viagra to the game im forever committed you get more rides than the island pacific and jweezy stop using shity from T.I ill spit untill ya dontn have a reply we started off on the wrong foot but i aint giving you replyi rock from west to eastsides in the next week im marrying 3 brides your shit isnt live there all rewrites and you fuck ammaphradites i burn bitches like acid you talkin about your ill ride while you livein your dads attick

# William said on November 22, 2004 8:23 PM:

mag your so wak someone needs to call the medics or ill get you moved like fed ex get you lost and never found like ship wrecks yeew it sounds like you were spittin fine than ran out so spit less i split knecks amazing like special affects rollin with a rolex on the west and incase you didnt know i always got sex creatin thefts

# William said on November 22, 2004 8:27 PM:

somebody spit something ill

# William said on November 22, 2004 8:27 PM:

yo u wanna mess with me switchblade,beat it whats the point of writing ur shit when i aint even gon read it!,talkin about u gon marry 3 brides with pride!,too bad thats only a dream,from ur mom for a penny a day ill get a grind!,i wont stop spittin my rhymes until u leave me alone,u smell liek shit homey wheres da cologne?,u couldnt touch me even if i was a touch dial phone!,hell yea i got a pimped out ride with chromes,watch ur back imma break ur home,i dont live in my dads attick,to fuck ur mom it takes skills but at the end its all tactics!,i aint a fake show,if i am where do u think i got it from? take a guess maybe from ur mom da h*e!

# William said on November 22, 2004 8:41 PM:

heres the news on channel 9
gimme a couple of drinks of wine
and let me tell u how switchblade wont be fine
i see mag benz and yeew brew whos taking him to grind
i've said that my rhymes are dimes did i say they shine?
unlike ur mom wich i even got her lickin my spine
first its me on the firts line UK:MC on the second
yeew brew is on the third
so we all gon' beat u up ya heard?
switchblade?wat kind of name is that?
did u get from bayblade
for heavens sake i got ur punk ass runnin because of shade
yo i got ur mom who got laid
and i got ur father who got paid
for drugs and money hungry bitches
he better save up some money for ur 900 stitches
he'll be a discrace soon he hitches
from human to snitches
man im trippin for urself living
u got myself killing these movings
from shooting
anyways have u ever heard of sleep
have ever heard of the word deep
that word defines ur trouble
cause soon u wont even know how to breathe

BRING IT SWITCHBLADE

# William said on November 22, 2004 8:43 PM:

Ha ha ha, lol, it seems lik everybady wants to battle da champ, Iight ill do this shit, n defend my title in Mobility Freestyle

Yo, yo, im da only one in herre packin da heat,
straight frm da streets of KC, street thug tht got nicknamed J Weezy,
but if yall wanna battle i can tak da beef,
especially that boi Switchblade,
man u need to leave da room and get out,
cuz round herre ur ryhmes just get tossed out,
cuz i bring da heat tht will leave wires in ur mouf,
and if u were the devils son u still wouldnt be hott,
unlike me, da streets juss waitn to c when my album drops,
ur juss lik a zit on mag benz face tht needs to get popped,
cuz i tld u once, but ill tell u again i got dis sh*t locked up,
and i swear Mag Benz thinks he drops ryhmes lik dimes,
but the truth is he juss ryhmes afta every line,
and he should quit and join R and B,
maybe u mite get on da stage and sing wit Ginuwine,
cuz im a real g,
already been lyerically tested,
and all yalls ryhmes have been used, lik food thats been digested,
and Mag Benz im tired of u, cuz i already dissed on u,
cuz da truth is i fu**ed ur mom, ur sis, all ur damn fam,
while ur on da otha side of computer takin it slo wit ur hand,
cuz im holdin it down, changin da game,
changin all da fake mc's frames,
no matta da names,
Yeew Breew, Switchblade, Mag Benz, n U K MC,
cuz all yall still cant handle battlin me,
4 MC's against me, J WEezy,
yall goin to have to do more to please me, givin me gay ryhmes lik ur name JWeezy is cheesy,
and im still murdin all yalls sh*t,
4 fake MC's against 1 thats liget,
and yall gettin dissed i dont kno how yall come back fo more,
cuz ill be at all yalls house knockin on da door,
cuz i pop da trigga,
cuz wit every line i spit my fame gets bigga,
cuz yall juss need to tak da J Weezy chill pill,
be4 all yalls a**es gets killed,
cuz ill spin yalls a**es lik a ferris wheel,
cuz i blast da bullets round afta round,
im still da king wearin da crown,
cuz im da number 1 rapper of dis place,
cuz i ryhme so fast, its lik me bustin nutts in ur face,
dont hate be4 u get misplaced,
yeew breew, sorry u came to late,
it doesnt matter cuz sh*t is gay,
even worse thn da MC that calls himself Switchblade,
cuz im da only one in herre wit my feet in da escalade,
change one day in my Benz,
Benz couldnt defend himself decided to call his friends,
and they both got dissed,
thurr juss some mo punks i added to my list,
and we all kno whats on all of yalls Christmas LIst,
please Santa grant me this wish, i juss want to be J Weezy,
juss fo one time, cuz i spit fake ryhmes, n J Weezy juss murdin it off da grind,
Cuz its a disgrace how i beat 4 Mc's
they juss couldnt hang wit me, J Weezy
Wait u mite beat me, in ur dreams,
thats juss a fantasy world fo u, wit real gold rims n iced out pinky rings
dont get madd juss yall all got dissed on by a chink

J Weezy Babi





# William said on November 22, 2004 9:07 PM:

LOL, Switchblade tryin to say i steal stuff frm T.I., i dont even listen to tht dude, lol, I only listen to da best Rapper, Lil Wayne

# William said on November 22, 2004 9:42 PM:

Lol, iight lets get dis started, I got my Dj in da bck, A-Trak, n i got my right hand man da R&B singer, Gin, Its DA CREW, Afta i dropped tht big ryhme i let u c sumthin a lil smaller fo pplz tht cant read,

Switchblade u aint no1 i got to worry about, cuz ur really be seein my a** wit Big Tigger up n da booth, n how bout when im ova ill call u frm cell, n i even do u a favor a give u a signed picture in da mail, but dont get it mixed up wit ur magazine tittle hot males, cuz ur a straight faggot wit no skill, i thnk i remember seein u on a video with Destiny Child singing bills, bill, bills, cuz all ur ryhmes r fake, u prolly signed off already cuz u cant stay up to late, got urself a bedtime, scurred of da dark i see tht nightlight, n its pitiful how u thnk ur ryhmes r tight, but i can tell those ryhmes must be white, tryin to to be da next Emeniem, hell naww, cuz all ur ryhmes suck, n da sh*t sounds lik u studderin lik 2 damn woodchucks, that been fu**ed, by u tht switchblade, wants to be black so he got himself sum braids, but i cut tht shit off n made it a fade, and now he looks lik Bubba Sparxx turned gay, cuz my ryhmes are on fire straight frm hell, thats y u got fu**ed up in da jail cell, cuz my ryhmes are lik a holy grail, they so hott, blind people be readin them in brail, and da only letter u represent is L, fo a loser, cuz i got dis sh*t and its all mine, i even got a fan yeew breew waitn to see my next ryhme, readin my sh*t line by line, cuz im da best MC on dis site, n prolly da only one thts not white

Da Crew did it again Holla J Weezy Babi

# William said on November 23, 2004 12:01 AM:

All of you all are pissing me off - What about Miami Rap? Trick Daddy? Luke? Trina? JT Money?

RESPECT MIAMI

# William said on November 23, 2004 12:03 AM:

And the Winner Is:

By popular vote 27-11 Jweeezy

# William said on November 23, 2004 12:05 AM:

i see j weezy holding it down
when i fight back he's six unda
ground
what u think i forgot the diss
up six para man u wrote alot
ur hand is sore no more cuming
anymore
holla my name again you'll
be sorry cuz i turn oldschool like
atari
i split ur head like korea step to me
have u shittin diarrea im so mean got u written
in ur diary im the man of ur block got u running up and down like u
on a cock
and no its not 5 on 1 leave me out of it im fucking done




just gettin back u mentioned my name so i had to spit a little bit

# William said on November 23, 2004 10:31 AM:

Bill, Thurrs one Miami rapper i like, Jin, frm Ruff Ryders

# William said on November 23, 2004 10:46 AM:

I'm with you - Ever since Vanilla Ice- we've been looking bad

# William said on November 23, 2004 10:46 AM:

Yo, J Diaz, its J Weezy still holdin it down,
ill murk u in da streets and leave ur body on da ground,
yea i still remember givin u that diss,
up six para i did write alot,
mostly about bout how cant rap, and get on my block,
and look u comin back again,
its looks lik J Diaz is tryin to make a comebck,
but how can he do tht, when he cant rap,
cuz ur stuff wuz so sh*tty i couldnt remember ur name,
but u kno in da streets im da only real killa,
but ill turn ur a** into a throwback lik Micheal Jackson's thrilla,
cuz in this site we already kno whos fame is gettin bigga,
Cuz ill drop bombs on u lik North Korea,
and turn ur ashes to dust n juss leave ya,
and ur da gayest dude i kno, writin me in ur diary and about my block,
cuz we kno last nites entry wuz bout how much u wanted to ride my cock,
cuz u dont want to go 1 on 1, man cuz ur lik grannys cookies already done,

Holla at ur Dough WEezy Babi

# William said on November 23, 2004 1:38 PM:

Chorus
grap your pussy.....
come in get it.....
get on my express......
get your pussy wet ....

# TrackBack said on November 23, 2004 3:59 PM:

# William said on November 23, 2004 4:48 PM:

aight this is a story about wats gonna happen to me and JWeezy

a smoking ass JWeezy robbed me blind
i got a tek nine now his smoking ass is mine
i guess I felt sorry for the bastard, he was broke
i didn't know he smoked so I didn't watch him close
he caught me on the sneak tip
now the punks in deep shit
catch him on the streets, bring him to his feet, quick
pass the clip, I think I see him coming now
fuck the bullshit, posse deep and lets run him down
gots to be the first one to hit yah when we meet
coming quickly up the street, is the punk ass police
the first one jumped out and said freeze
i popped him in his knees and shot him punk please
these cops are reminded, and get us as when we rush
now you clear like a bitch cause you don't know how to hush
now back to the smoke of the robbery
i tell you like Latifah, mutha-fucker give me body
one to the chest, another to his fucking dome
now the shit can rest, yo tell 'em to leave me the fuck alone
two very bloody bodies on the streets
a noisey ass cop and a homie that robbed from me
well from me, back up punk, how you figure
my fingers on the trigga for you
punk ass JWeezy

aight Jweezy beat that shit

# William said on November 23, 2004 5:35 PM:

Mag Benz stop da gay sh*t,
you said me and u lik u wanted to start a relationship,
and who u tryin to call broke,
i got enuff green in my pockets to hand out to da kids on Halloween,
n look Mag Benz, ill catch ur ass on fire lik ants through my maginfyin lens,
and we kno whos really ur friends,
yea da popo, but ill keep da secret fo u so da gangtaz wont kno,
but we already who really told ur a** to freeze,
cuz my bullets come out lik a hot pan filled wit bacon grease,
and yea, i commited a robbery,
took all ur money, n left u wit all da tragedy,
of bein poor,
but if u want a job, look in da adds n ill pimp ur ass lik my whore,
and we'll go round lik Johova Witness knockin on every door,
cuz u gonna give me more money thn Bill Gates, and ill have mo chains thn Mr.T,
and i also got ur family to do everythin i want to please me,
and afta im done, ill have mo money thn thurr r leaves on a tree,
cuz ur my hoe get ur b*tch a** on da street,
work da corna fo me, ur pimp
u look lik u got f*cked so many times in da a**, cuz ur bodies goin limp,
cuz i kno who u really pay ur bills 2,
juss da 4 members of da Slanted Eye Crew,
cuz we pimped ur ass straight off da street,
and ur juss fresh meat fo all da niggaz on da street,
cuz ur da one gettin on ur knees, cuz im ur masta, im da one u gotta please
da boi tht goes by da name of J Weezy

Holla bck at ur dough
J Weezy Babi



# William said on November 23, 2004 6:13 PM:

i juss beat it Mag Benz

# William said on November 23, 2004 6:54 PM:

Jweezy: I though Mag had you there but damn! You droppin bombs. But what's the deal with Young Nate Dog and those other bitches? With you and Mag fighting, they need to step the hell off - they can't hang.

# William said on November 23, 2004 7:02 PM:

LIL WAYNE is a pretty good rapper but admit it you bitch rubber band man taliban thats ti s shit and theres hundreds of better rappers than lil wayne and yeew beew making fun of my name you bitches dont even use fucking wors here wait ill spit some rwal shit after this quote

# William said on November 23, 2004 7:06 PM:

dont be madd cuzin, cuz u cant hang wit J Weezy

# William said on November 23, 2004 7:09 PM:

and if u read my lines rite, it said i got mo guns thn da taliban, handin things out of contraband lik i wuz a rubberband man, so im sayin im like it if u read da line rite, Switchblade

# William said on November 23, 2004 7:10 PM:

your spittin lil weezys shit and copied his name



you couldnt spit ill for even a moment none of you wak bitches are a worthy apponent but ill battle you and except all your offers whos first to bring sobbers im showin you how to spit finally somebody ill on mobility comin in dressed with all my battle artillery makin up my own clothing line like miller p and you cant get close to me or ill sting like a killer b im iller than all 3 of you spittin yourbest rime combind still in my prime you rewind my shit when youhere 1line well you bitches singing about the sunshine you need to change your battle stance angle i walk around the ghetto bullets swung around my chest diagnol i mangle AND STRANGEL YOU ANGEL

# William said on November 23, 2004 7:19 PM:

then lets battle bitch spit the first verse than ill kick your ass and your pussy hoes

# William said on November 23, 2004 7:27 PM:

Switchblade that's a pretty decent reponse - I'm giving you props dawg -but I think Jweezy stilll winnin this one.

# William said on November 23, 2004 7:30 PM:

bill i respect your opinion man props tp that shit

# William said on November 23, 2004 7:33 PM:

Tell you wut playa, on the for really, a few of you in here get together and form a crew - you'd kick some serious a33. I wish more shit like what yall doing got spit on the radio - but you gotta go to XM Radio channel 66 to hear anything approaching real hard core. Keep up to good work my man.

# William said on November 23, 2004 7:40 PM:

i spin discs slit rists illl show you bitches how switch is doing buisness fuckin jweezys mitress more sour than citrus check my statistics how i spit shit if you plannin to battle me i bring pure originallity that gives me all of hip hops immortality im spitten the most recent if you ask me its more than decent most of the shit you spit sucks dick im gonna make you lyrically submit your dick ill ready has pure shrinkage i wak rapper estinguish well i was lickin your moms boobs she told me some great news congratulation you grew your first 2 pubes i send in my troops all dressed in a black suit to get the loot and spread poision gas to pollute im sinning reading your raps and grinning rap battles im always winning well my 22s spinning this is the beefs begini=ning

# William said on November 23, 2004 7:40 PM:

Iight Thn Switchblade but ur boosie a** wont last long

Yea im spittin and livin in da moment,
cuz ill dig da ditches, n close da casket filled wit all yall b*tches,
cuz im so lyerical challenged i change my ryhmes on lik light switches,
but u wont last in this battle so i take back ur offer,
and i already kidnapped ur hoe, cuz she said liks da dick longer,
i made 3 babies already that will battle u,
and they'll prolly mash u up lik thurr baby food,
and ill murda ur killa b, up in ur miller p,
cuz u juss messed up by battlin me,
im battlin lik Pac in his prime, ur juss a waste of my time,
cuz ur prime looks lik Lil Bow Wow's prime,
cuz ur teeth be da color of da sunshine,
but mines filled wit da ice leavin niggaz blind,
cuz u cant dont stand a chance,
cuz ill give u a karate chop wit my fightin stance,
and da only ghetto life u be in is Malibu,
cuz u neva really had bullets swung at u,
juss da diss frm J weezy tht tld u wuz gonna lose,
cuz afta im done u gon be in heaven wit Ray Charles, singin da blues,
cuz ur get twisted n my ryhmes, cuz leave ur ass mangled,
yea, u gonna need all da help u can get so u dont get strangled,
u betta pray to god tonite and hopes he sends a guardian angel

Got ur a** Switchblade

# William said on November 23, 2004 7:43 PM:

stop using my rimes get your own bitch

# William said on November 23, 2004 7:46 PM:

yea bill, i want deny it, but all but they got skill, i gots to give them they props, n i feel u 2, i thnk we could make a good group if we joined together

# William said on November 23, 2004 7:49 PM:

dont be mad cuz i can rap ova pplz shit n make it betta

# William said on November 23, 2004 7:51 PM:

Seriously man Jweezy, you, Mags, blade, I've heard some kick a33 shit from yall. I write software for a living so I got not contacts in HipHop circuit, or I'd hook yall up - but defintely seeing some real talent - particularly from you my man - but Mags and Blade have been holding it down too. The rest though - Lil Nate Ho and the like - well, I smell pussy.

# William said on November 23, 2004 8:05 PM:

Yo, yo, yo, yo
Switchblade u gettin mad cuz i got on ur shit,
and rapped all ova tht shit,
n dissed u wit ur own shit,
cuz i come to da site lik i wuz a movie star,
bill even made me a V.I.P section in da bck of da strip bar,
switchblade i gave u ur props but now ur gonna get dissed,
cuz afta u leave, ur surely be missed,
i even thro my gang sign fo u, da bird,
cuz ur gonna need to retired da game lik Larry Bird,
cuz im da newest thing in game lik Lebron James,
dont deny it, my ryhmes be tight, u even got em stuck in ur brain,
n u be lik wow, i wish i could be lik whts his name,
cuz im da only boi tht really makes ur grl wet,
i even got da video tape frm Da Crews jet,
and in da end i wuz goin to dis freestyle battle,
cuz im da one dude u cant rattle,
specially with those fake ryhmes bout bustin ur 9, and how u spin discs,
but we kno what really happen to ur wrist, all nite frm jackinoff,
juss u n ur hand wit da lights off,
n u only used a finger full of lotion cuz ur dick is small,
cuz u were on da uncut version of American pie where Sb stood fo smallballs,
cuz my nutts r fatt, u juss lifted em up n let em hang frm ur jaws,
n this is diss to u written n my song,
dont be suprised cuz i juss dropped anotha bomb

ITs ur dough J Weezy

# William said on November 23, 2004 11:03 PM:

why dont you mcs start listening i got a higher murder rate than michigan and im all about the dissaplin mag benz i was giving your mom my signiture she told me about you being physically immature and your dick is miniture i make you rather not like chuggin a bottle of vinegar

# William said on November 23, 2004 11:05 PM:

Switchblade - this post "why dont you mcs start listening i got a higher murder rate than michigan and im all about the dissaplin mag benz i was giving your mom my signiture she told me about you being physically immature and your dick is miniture i make you rather not like chuggin a bottle of vinegar" fucking kicks a33. I can't wait to show everyone at work this.

"dissaplin mag benz i was giving your mom my signiture she told me about you being physically immature and your dick is miniture "

That's fucking classic .

No diss on Mag Benz on my part, I'm just feeling the lyrics. You guys fucking rock!

# William said on November 23, 2004 11:16 PM:

man im from the city of cocane weed n crack and thats a fact where im from you turn around and get stabbed in the back so keep your homiez on track i spit raps that shock the whole bock gets knocked like a rising stock i chop rocks spot cops cock glocks spit top knotch and get hoes lower than bottomed out rock shocks and rock all the hots spots i pass the mic to a crew member and jump off like a court center jweezy bill and blade this will be an adventure spit raps to foes back and forth like fencers

# William said on November 23, 2004 11:19 PM:

hey bill tell me instructions and ill give you a tape

# William said on November 23, 2004 11:23 PM:

my raps are violently relevant me and just jweezy combined are bigger than an elephant spotting a wannabe aka a future skeleton i got 2 rappers already diablo dark ryder sippin cider

# William said on November 23, 2004 11:51 PM:

DIABOLICAL SCHEMES pullin tricks on gullable teens drugs i got a pocket full sellin to feens mag not gettin any sugar like he is a diabetic im athletic even got my own palice the shit i do is with out a doubt malice im out

# William said on November 24, 2004 3:51 PM:

aight this shit goes for switchblade and JWeezy first i'll start with switchblade

got u on the streets telling me to leave u alone
and now ur acting all sweet im still going to throw u in the St-Louis Dome
wat u wanna be my friend fuck that im not Spice Girls
although i can chop u with my hand full of million dollar pearls
u wanna be like 2pac u want all eyes on u
oh we do cause we got all eyes on poo
u got hurt cause i hit u with a dice
so now u wanna apologize and act all nice
thug that i got some red in my head full of evil thoughts
u always say u gon' kill me man show me wat u got
u dont have anything im like 50 cent i smell pussy
or maybe like nelly where my pimpness is juicy
oh look at the clock its time for u to get shot
me and my girlfriend are up shootin from the second block
my girl is a Mac 10 so u know 2pac said it
im out to play some xbox something u dont have
go get ur own money do u know french viens faire mon pave

# William said on November 24, 2004 4:46 PM:

Dissin Mag Benz

Mag Benz, no1 threw out thurr hand and wanted to be ur friend,
cuz how u gonna represent a city tht u aint even frm, St, Louis
ur juss lik tht dumb blonde b*tch off of cluless,
cuz u musta really got fooled, cuz ur nuttin lik 2 pac, nobady got they eyes on u,
and whoeva told ur a** that im nice,
cuz ill be on u lik a plague, scratchin ur hair fo head lice,
cuz my disses r sumthin tht juss comes up lik a birthday, its a suprise,
ur a fake mc frm da UK tellin all da lies, tlkin bout how have a real guns,
cuz wht u kno bout glocks, macs, or even a gat,
juss fo lyin lik tht, i should put a couple in ur bck,
and juss leave ur a** lik tht,
cuz im hardcore boi wit a handfull of hennesy up in my glass,
cuz u kno ur a soft a**, cuz ur so brittle they nicknamed u MR.Glass,
n i got weapons of mass destruction, go head n pull out ur gas mask,
cuz ur da only one in herre thts ryhmes r fake,
cuz ur grls wit me now, go head n cry urself a river lik J timberlake,
cuz enterin dis website wuz ur biggest mistake,
cuz out of us 3, ur #3, rite behind switchblade n me,
maybe thts good cuz ur in da top 10,
but ur still not #1, so u aint gonna win,
but ill let u win, a free trip to KC,
whurr u can battle da best, J Weezy,
but ill leave u broke, so ill be da government, hand u things of food stamps,
cuz i got mo popularity thn da president, thts y im on all ur mail stamps,
cuz dis is da website whurr i got crowned da champ,

Holla bck J Weezy

# William said on November 24, 2004 7:09 PM:

mag benz ill battle your wack ass spit first

# William said on November 24, 2004 7:32 PM:

switch bitch you think you can take this i serve you bitches as if i was a waitress evrybodys putting switchblade on there play list so my advice is stay away bitch as if i was a rapest switchblade spat on my first mixtape in the fifthgrade always getting your chick layed im crooked and i never hide in the shade come out screaming bustin my ak when you get out of your koma and they let you out out of the hospital after the 8th day you hear me spittin with dj kay slay we oppisite put you in body kits i bring more death than the appocalipse

# William said on November 24, 2004 7:43 PM:

beefin on us man they aint the way cuz i murder more niggas than the kkk if i said something than offended you i ment when my nigger hence spit we knockin out more teeth than a dentist making yeews girls toe curled both my parents are dead so i decided to take it out on the world


DIABLO FROM LOKO
like giants we triumph on wak mcs like migets to 18 foot giants jweezy and the loko crew have made an alliance i dont need science to blind i guest set out a couple of my land mines hanging in the jungle like vines you aint from st louis aint no way you can prove this



HENCE
better hide cause we came to ride inside lookin for a guy to be crucified the pain multipled and amplified so if you want beef or peace whichever you better decide

# William said on November 24, 2004 7:45 PM:

yall came nice

# William said on November 24, 2004 7:47 PM:

k this is for Jweezy

aight yo yo yo yo
im off the heezy for sheezy
killin Jweezy
u can never do my shit if its easy
got ur broke ass on the streets like Meezy
u wanna show ur words in Mobility
but u cant cause im hot im the one who causes humidity
wat now u love Lil' Wayne
he asked me to bring the pain so i brang u pain
u wanna be like him u tried to be a soldier
but u werent a good impression so i started to fold ya
heres a joke they call me Mr.glass who told ya?
they call me Mr.Locker i hold ya
im the egyptian in this case i own ya
man u people cant breathe when i come through
killed 2 u got ugly shoes
i make it hard to breathe
got u killed by weed
cause i sold some seeds
i put u and switchblade so tight
i'll make it look not right
u know wat? its at the night haha
no chance with me im the pimp of shrimps
im the pimp speel it
im the P.I.M.P
i may be short but size doesnt matter
every day i make myself phatter
u dunno anything u dunno the company dell
i'll chop u so hard make u sent to hell
u got beat up so hard cause my pop hit u with a cell
ahaha when i took a breath u fell
cause when the crew walk in it
pop a few corks sin it
as quick as a tick than New York Minute
i chopped ya'll with my pinky
lets go ur a kid now go see Binky
u said niggaz when ur chinky
wat the hell are u a wigga u cant be
man u watch thinky winky
u went crazy cause of a guy who gave u a wink
u wanna be cool heres some links
-get a life
-get ready to get stabbed by a knife
-you'll never get a wife
-u got hurt by a fife haha
im out
im Mag Benz thats all im about

# William said on November 24, 2004 8:38 PM:

Mag - this last post kick a33.

# William said on November 24, 2004 8:54 PM:

Dissin Mag Benz

Im da mic n spittin again, its pretty obvious who im dissn, Mag Benz,
and who u tryin be, fabolous, cuz im mo lik him cuz my ryhmes r recklass,
but i kno ur ugly a**, cuz u look liked Kayne durin da crash,
cuz in dis site ur fake ryhmes juss wont last,
cuz i stay in ur mouth lik everlast,
wht u tryin to say, i got some ugly shoes,
u must be fo reel cuz my shoes cost mo thn u do,
wit da forces on my feet, diamonds embeeded in them so u kno when u c me,
and Mag dont even try to crack on my name,
cuz some1 already did tht, its kinda gettin lame,
cuz i dissed on u so many times im just killin ur game,
and i am lik Lil Wayne already got nicknamed Birdman da 3rd,
cuz my flos so ugly wit sum of da most lyerical words,
but if u dont believe tht juss call me a second Jin to be,
juss changed da game, n da name to J Weezy,
and dont get madd cuz ur a Faboulous wanna be,
but ill really leave u wit ur breathe taken away,
cuz ill chop u lik sushi thts alread beed filleted,
cuz i spit wit da true not juss to get paid,
juss tellin u how life really is, not lyin bout ur fake UK sh*t,
cuz im lik Jackie Chan thrown those karate kicks,
cept wit a fresh suit, n sum fresh kicks,
but i mite u wit a lil remorse, n leave lik a popsicle, forze ice cold,
i got so much money they gotta deliver it to me in dump truck loads,
cuz my teeth is not filled juss ice, i got sum capped wit golds,
but mag benz, im still da boi tht u still cant hold.

Holla bck J Weezy Babi

# William said on November 24, 2004 9:08 PM:

Jweezy - to you and mag both - some times life gets stressful - staring down deadlines, staring at code all day - sh1t not working like you expected and having to redo it.

I swear though - this battle is the best. Every time you guys post I flip over and check it out. Watching you all battle definitely makes the day go by easier.

# William said on November 24, 2004 9:26 PM:

this is for gay weezy

u got me singing joe budden
kick ur door down viens pumpin
see u with bill humping
never see u on the block
ur bitch on a cock
u get props but not a round
of appaluse
i eat u quick like apple sauce
u been a good boy letter written from
santa clause

# William said on November 24, 2004 9:39 PM:

you lil bitch violator couldnt even manage this we smoking on the finest canibus you wont admit it but you are a fan of switch platinum recording your raps in me just absoring well anger is forming this is a warning you better cautious i cant feel your shit like mirages kids puttin my pictures on there kalages well im jumpin out of closets hiding behind curtains while the police still searching so sick i leave mag benz hurling you just boring like curling im rockin silver sterling making up words im the grim reaper lethal death appeal running this shit like shaquile oneal so many bitches idolize me all my shit is parental advisory

# William said on November 24, 2004 9:47 PM:

jdiaz i defetete you like jd to gilliath and you can deny this im powerfull like osiris spreadin rapidly like a virus some say im cold thats fuckin right rimes so tight well mag benz is trying to be polite none can touch me like i got everlasting cryptonight

# William said on November 24, 2004 9:47 PM:

im out

# William said on November 24, 2004 10:30 PM:

So I'ma let the world know the truth, you don't want me to shine
You studied my rhyme, then you laid your vocals after mine
That's a bitch move, somethin that a homo rapper would do
you a faggot trying to make a living out of dissin
you in the front page missing,police lights chasing, but i run like
im ditching everybodys listening cuz my shit real and yours fake
gather around im about to take jweezy career and eat it like cake
that his mama baked

# William said on November 24, 2004 10:55 PM:

Dissin J DIAZ

JDiaz u try n call me gay but u got me wrongfully accused,
cuz we kno when u wuz lil u wuz da one gettin abused,
and u also got a letter from santa claus,
bout how much u were naughty, and da only thing to turn u nice wuz to suck on his balls,
thats y u got his numba on ur caller id,
cuz he knos he can get his blowjob fo free,
frm da guy whos intial start wit JD,
and wht takes u so long to write a freestyle,
or wuz u at da north pole wit santa doin it doggy style,
cuz afta i write 4 or 5 raps, thn u respond,
its almost da same time i spent wit ur mom,
cuz when im ova i set 4 hours fo da alarm,
cuz ur mom is da magical pleaser,
almost cashed me out on my visa,
cuz shes so good, so many postitions,
close ur ears J Diaz, ur 2 young 2 listen,
im da one wit da picture of me n her on da desk,cuz da truth is tht im ur dad,
n da picture wuz about ur mom gettin teabagged,
cuz ur mom is a real freak, rippin da sheets, juss to please me,
and she said im so good she want charge no more,
but its ok cuz ill put da rents pay on ur houses door,
cuz im da one who really pays ur houses bills,
i didnt wanna tell u, but da truth juss had to spill,
cuz ur ur line wuz gay bout me humpin bill,
cuz ur da gay one, thnkin lik tht round herre will get u killed,
and yea u will always c me on da block,
and i c u 2, on da top,
of ur gay lover, santa clauses cock

Holla bck J Weezy

# William said on November 24, 2004 11:27 PM:

i stabb u in the face with ur own weapon, i become a felon
im on fire, cold melts, flames higher burning down any bystander
i see gilliath so i spit fire ppl running around screaming he's on fire
like nba jam
i think the game about to change like switchblade ginder
wearing dresses throwing up to get thinner
me still the same more interested to spit
others rapping fake gangsta shit
switchblade about to get hit multiple times
with two fully loaded nines

# William said on November 25, 2004 12:04 AM:

Dissin JDIAZ,

U talk bout bustin nines,
how can u do tht in a ryhme thts only written in gay lines,
cuz ill murk ur shit lik a Colombine,
n send ur a** to jail,
cuz we kno u drop da soap on purpose in ya jail cell,
ur ryhme juss got murda, they aint postin da bail,
cuz ur locked up fo gettin shot down,
cuz da cops be lookn fo ur ass in Lil K-Town,
cuz thurr find ur a** lyin face down on da sidewalk,
im da first azn u met tht keeps his glock on lock,
ur da fat a** tht really needs to lose weight lik jared of of subway,
u finally postin messages, but its kinda late,
ur da reason they made a porno fo gays,
who couldnt find a women, so u had to get a male mate,
but my ryhmes r gonna infect u lik a disease,
da same one when u got f**ked in ass, name H I V
cuz da clock is tickin, only 2 yrs to live, so rest in peace

Holla bck J Weezy Babi



# TrackBack said on November 25, 2004 4:21 PM:

# William said on November 25, 2004 7:06 PM:

im so sick you would think i caught the flu jdiaz is like a rooster any cock ll do
loko records aka known as the beat disectorts you a vegatarian eating dick and salads while i walk around the hood equipped with 2 mallets ill be back but i gotta g ill have loko records with me

# William said on November 25, 2004 7:10 PM:

Blade: You just totally came up. This has to be one of the best lines I've read:

"Jdiaz is like a rooster and cock ill do" Not dissing JD - just handing out props for a good line

To be honest, I thought JD was a little weak at first, but he's defintely got heart, his recent stuff hits big. All of yall deserver props - so I'm sending it out to you. Check the front page soon - I'm going to feature a few of the better rhymes.

# William said on November 25, 2004 8:13 PM:

loko records walk around with mallets but i left out automatic if this site had had an advertisment it would be switchblade dark ryder diablo jweezy bill and the rest in brackets im in this shit for passion money and more money come to loko records its like permanent 420 spinning lyrical webs like a spyder im switchblade now heres some dark ryder


DARK RYDER
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