I'm getting pissed off

William — Tue, 18 Jan 2005 05:18:00 GMT

Ok, it's 10:58, I put my support email in 4 HOURS ago. Still nothing. I have a bunch of work to do tonight and I'm in my office - my XM Radio is in my bedroom. I was going to move it in here tonight, hook it into my 2K3 box and pump everything through my Roku. But NO, I can't. Why? Because I think the Roku is defective. And I'm not going to move all my radio stuff in here b/c I'm pouting. That and I have the antenna hooked up on the other side of my place, it's cold as hell down here right now, and I'm not going to move it, just so I can move it back in an hour when I decide to go to sleep. But it should be working now and it's not. I should have it all hooked up and ready to go - so I could listen to the Phil Hendrie Show on my computer and then go to sleep later, and be able to listen to Art Bell all night - but I can't. Being the spoiled little sh1thead I am, I get really mad when i can't have something right now when I want it. And there's no way I'm getting a Roku in my place tonight. Sure, I can go get one at the store tomorrow - but I haven't made up my mind if I really hate them or not. I keep looking at the box and drooling - and then looking at their email and getting mad. I could probably take my Ritalin and then focus again on stuff that actually mattes, but instead I'm sitting here blogging and whining about the fact that I don't have a WiFi media device. AND IF I HAD A PLASTIC SPOON - I”D BE BANGING IT ON MY DESK RIGHT NOW! Goddammit, what good is living in a first world country and having high speed internet and a dual processor server if I can't listen to XM Radio in TWO Different rooms whenever I damn well feel like it?

So I could take some Ambien and go to sleep. But there's an hour lag time on that and I won't rememer ANYTHING if I go that route. I could take my Ritalin and then actually concentrate, but then I'll be up all night, and morning, and evening and night. I could get drunk, but it's cold outside and if I get boozed up, I'll just end up making an a33 out of myself.

Well, Pastor Rennick is on Phil's show and he always puts me in a Good Mood so maybe I can get back to work. He's talking about “It's betta to engage in unBiblical sex, than to have an abortion. What's wrong with two young people doign something the Bible says is an abomination, if it keeps them from having an abortion. I've prayed on this. I've tried to get God to understand. But it's better for a boy to have sex with a goat, than to knock up some skank - and have another fetus on the fire. Because fetuses haven't accepted the Lord, so they're going to hell.” Then he says that Andrea Yates should be let out of jail because she did the real Christian thing and stopped her kids before they could put “another fetus on the fire”. If you haven't heard this pit, it's better than “You ISLAM” and almost as good as “All you can eat Negro” (The bit where a Mavis Leonard is mad at the Catholic church because they eat people, they eat Jesus too. And she thinks “Them Catholics at my nephew, how come you Catholics done macked on my boy” It's the best Phil Hendrie bit to date b/c a real Catholic priest calls in and starts talking about the Eucharist. He says “We believe that we eat the Body” and she interrupts him “Do you eat up on the Booty too?” If you haven't heard it - let me know - I”ll send it to you - it's priceless. Right now Rennick is talking about “I needed to understand, so I went on the internet. I've been to TurtleHeads dotcom, I've been to Bangbus dotcom. I've seen BlackesOnBlondes.com. And I'd rather see that then see another Fetus on the Fire.” A white Preacher calls in and reads Rennick the riot act, and Rennick asks him “Have you seen BlacksOnBlondes.com” It's so over the top.......

/bill's House O Insomnia : Humor, Roku

I'm getting pissed off