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The Microsoft® Windows Mobile Line of Business Solution Accelerator 2008!
Published 17 March 8 9:4 AM | William
Rob Tiffany has got the details... . The main features include: Intelligent resolution awareness Synchronization Services Windows Communication Foundations "Store and Forward" MapPoint LINQ Custom Controls Managed Stored Procedures and Triggers...
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Interesting Mac iBook story
Published 11 March 8 5:16 PM | William
Every time I hear about the TSA, I become more and more convinced that if Darwin's theory is correct, the TSA will cease to exist before long. The latest 'can they really be this stupid?' incident has to do with a Mac Airbook. At first I started...
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Why Technical People shouldn't design interfaces...
Published 9 June 6 4:24 AM | William
Not too long ago , I discussed the fact that programmers are pretty much the last people that should be developing interfaces. My point wasn't that developers are incapable of understanding good UI design concepts, it's just that for some reason or another...
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A little bird told me Caustic Phil's coming back.
Published 27 March 6 8:57 PM | William
Well, I'm home sick today and feel like I'm about to die, but I got some good news that cheered me up. Looks like He's gonna be back Keep posted!
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Torture?
Published 12 June 5 6:41 PM | William
I'm not in any way trying to get into the whole Gitmo thing or whether or not we should torture suspected terrorist with important info if they won't talk. However I just read this: << Dripping Water or Playing Christina Aguilera Music : After the...
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Dear Apress....
Published 13 May 5 11:11 AM | William
As a loyal customer, I need to ask you for one favor. This is a very petty and immature request on my part, but I have to ask it anyway. Please don't give Tobin any more HardCovers for his books: Working with Tobin is hard enough as it is because he outdoes...
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Beating a drug tests
Published 1 April 5 11:30 AM | William
Well, read at your own risk - but it's pretty interesting
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New VB Petitions....
Published 13 March 5 10:36 AM | William
http://www.cadencoding.net/blogs/users/cornbread/comments.aspx?id=149 http://www.atrevido.net/blog/PermaLink.aspx?guid=a1db3a46-466b-440b-ad71-55b13e2feb75
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The most Disturbing I've seen since the "Gimp" scene in Pulp Fiction.
Published 21 February 5 8:33 PM | William
Ok, assume Pulp Fiction was real life. Who would you rather be, this poor SOB or Marsallus Wallace? Just like the Bobbit case, I'm wondering how far down the chopping went... but I better stop here because the next stream of consciousness is just too...
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A little humor from my friend Andy
Published 2 February 5 8:52 PM | William
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How not to post in a newsgroup...
Published 31 January 5 7:47 PM | William
I was just watchign CNN and it appears that KC's brilliant CAPTCHA article edged out the Iraqi elections in terms of interest. If I can just put something in perspective: From microsoft.public.dotnet.languages.csharp: << I would like to know how...
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http://www.everythingado.net
Published 30 January 5 2:45 AM | William
Well, I finally bit the bullet and purchased my site from Brinkster. I'm going to be hosting blogs for a few of my disaffected DNJ friends - but well, due to the nature of the site - I'm not handing them out to everyone - If I know you, or you can convince...
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house.config
Published 5 January 5 10:39 PM | William
Unfortunately, there is no such thing but I really wish there were. Moving Blows. At least I'm not the only one going through it - but Beth's moving in - I'm just shuffling things around. That got me to thinking - the next time I hear someone start telling...
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Caustic Phil is Back!
Published 3 January 5 4:16 PM | William
I just got this response: <i actually am going to write about this very same topic...as soon as i finish up my current post i'm working on (which turning into something way, way, too long) > From none other than Caustic Phil
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How did this happen?
Published 11 December 4 1:9 AM | William
Neil scored OS X - Lucky SOB. I don't know If I should be proud or embarassed but if was Win NT Workstation or ME, I was going to be pissed. I was hoping for Windows 2003 Server - not sure if that's an option though. Which OS are You?
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CJavaBasic++# - "Don't miss out on thousands of tech jobs"
Published 10 December 4 8:30 PM | William
I got this from the but I didn't want to steal any of his bandwidth so I copied the image myself: Jeez, this is so friggin terrible that I don't think I want to ever write another line of code. What langauge is this? You can use = for both assignment...
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Have fun explaining this...
Published 5 December 4 9:40 PM | William
Talk about putting your foot in your mouth - Somehow I don't think the 'trailer trash' is going to believe his apology. .
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"Sure folks, I'll see what I can do"
Published 5 December 4 5:15 PM | William
Didn't these folks get the Memo that Drug Dealing is illega l ?
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OReillyroids
Published 15 October 4 11:52 PM | William
Damn this is cool . It's an Asteroids remake with Bill O'Reilly as the space ship and a33e3 for asteriods
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Cross-Platform .NET Development Using Mono, Portable .NET and Microsoft .NET
Published 15 October 4 6:44 PM | William
Well, I came home today to a pleasant surprise . And fortunately for me, my new iMAC should be here next Wednesday so I can start freestyling, cross platform style. Right now I'm going to see if I can remote a Dataset from my Linux box over to my Win2k3...
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