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Worst I.T. Excuses
Published 8 August 7 5:44 AM | William
It works on my machine It doesn't matter because no one will ever do that Users like it the way it is I don't write any bugs It'll be fixed in the next release It'll be ready on Monday, we just need to build the setup package The spam...
Better keep my day job
Published 7 February 7 2:44 AM | William
I got this from Brian's - it's been around a while but always interesting to re-check. My blog is worth $10,161.72 . How much is your blog worth? Looks like i better keep my day job...
The wrong side of a Meme
Published 16 January 7 12:42 AM | William
I remember a long time ago, I saw some very scarry looking dude with a "I'd rather see my sister in a whorehouse than my brother riding a riceburner" t-shirt. I don't have a sister and would prefer Japanese motorcycles if I rode bikes, so I can't really...
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How screwed up are you?
Published 2 September 6 2:58 AM | William
"It's the kind of thing that makes you want to sit in a room with no furniture and cut the eyes out of pictures". Lately, I'm starting to understand where Vernon was coming from......
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10 Ten Things that piss you off
Published 17 June 6 11:55 PM | William
A thread started over at Sweet Feathery Jesus about Top 10 things that piss you off . Here's mine (other than the first one, there's no particular order). 1 - Public Service Announcements on XM Radio (In particular, the Hurricane survivial, everything...
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Another Scott R Meme
Published 9 June 5 9:6 PM | William
Another Scot Meme I am Pacman . I am an aggressive sort of personality, out to get what I can, when I can. I prefer to avoid confrontation, but sometimes when it's called for, I can be a powerful character. I tend to be afflicted with munchies constantly...
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