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And you thought I just some moron

Published 13 August 8 11:37 PM | William

Many folks north of Miami-Dade county have never heard of El Chupacabra. And if you try tipping them off to it, they laugh at you like your some kind of moron. At least that's what they did when I told them. I've been warning people of the dangers...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Chupacabra

Business Travel Sucks

Published 13 December 7 1:9 AM | William

I don't remember the details exactly, but at some point in my very early childhood, me and the folks were flying to Pittsburgh for the holidays. I remember pop being really adamant about "flying 1st class so we don't have to put up with all...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Mindless Babbling, Not Safe for Work

Truer words have not been spoken

Published 30 November 7 11:55 PM | William

Raymond Lewallen posted the following on his Twitter page . if i get one more vampire bite thingy whatever from facebook, i'm going to kick @ CalebJenkins in the nuts! Its seems to have started there. about 8 hours ago from Witty I know I'm out...

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If Brian Madsen is really a friend, then he'll...............................

Published 8 September 7 6:12 PM | William

Sahil and I have been friends for a long time since then, but to this day, he's yet to give me the Cobra, Turbin and Flute that I've been hitting him up for. Yes, I'm still salty about it. Well, I just saw this piece on how bad a55 Dingos...

Filed under: Humor, Me, Mindless Babbling

Fighting the Bull

Published 7 September 7 10:15 AM | William

A few years ago, I read a truly excellent book called Why Business People Speak Like Idiots: A Bullfighter's Guide . I really liked it b/c I was working at a place with a whole lot of people who were really into talking in business speak and thought...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Mindless Babbling, Cool Stuff

Passenger's bill of duties

Published 9 August 7 10:39 AM | William

Athough it's been relatively slow in the past few months, I typically have to engage in a good bit of air travel and it seems that many developers/consultants I know are in the same boat.. TSA and similar concerns have made air travel more frustrating...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Mindless Babbling

Better keep my day job

Published 7 February 7 2:44 AM | William

I got this from Brian's - it's been around a while but always interesting to re-check. My blog is worth $10,161.72 . How much is your blog worth? Looks like i better keep my day job...

Filed under: Humor, Me, Mindless Babbling, Memes

C Ya at the LARP

Published 1 February 7 11:28 AM | William

One of the new things I started doing in the mornings was going to the Gym. I live a few blocks away from a LA Fitness that opens up at 5:00 AM. So if possible, I try to get over there at 5:00, work out, do my morning routine and head to work. As I was...

Filed under: Humor, Me, Mindless Babbling

The AngryPharmacist and the Drug Monkey

Published 28 January 7 10:7 PM | William

Every day we go about out lives and we interact with people who we probably don't even think twice about. Many of us interact with pharmacists and never think twice about it, or what they think of us. I know mr 375lb bench press aka 'the lower cased one...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Mindless Babbling

The wrong side of a Meme

Published 16 January 7 12:42 AM | William

I remember a long time ago, I saw some very scarry looking dude with a "I'd rather see my sister in a whorehouse than my brother riding a riceburner" t-shirt. I don't have a sister and would prefer Japanese motorcycles if I rode bikes, so I can't really...

Filed under: Humor, Me, Memes

Back with a bang

Published 2 January 7 3:41 AM | William

I've taken a hiatus from blogging but am going to try to get back on track full speed. I've been tech editing a great Windows Communication Foundation (WCF) book titled Professional WCF Programming: .NET Development with the Windows Communication Foundation...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me

Is this a joke?

Published 5 November 6 8:19 PM | William

I got the following phishing/spam yesterday and didn't think much about it. Dear Greater Atlantic Bank Cardholder, As part of our security measures, we regularly screen activity in the Greater Atlantic Bank system. We recently contacted you after...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Mindless Babbling

Phil Hendrie starts to redeem himself

Published 2 November 6 3:20 AM | William

Ever since Phil decided that he was going to leave radio, life just hasn't been the same. However Phil http://www.philhendrieshow.com/ . He's got a new site. He's got a ton of new clips. He's got a ton of vintage clips. Yep, even stuff...

Filed under: Humor, Me, Mindless Babbling

"Toe"

Published 30 September 6 4:45 AM | William

I can almost feel the hate mail accruing before I even post this, but it's too funny not to post. Do you remember a group called 20 Fingers ? They had two songs that were quite popular in most of the dance clubs like 10 years ago. Anyway, I've...

Filed under: Humor, Me, Mindless Babbling, Not Safe for Work

Finally a candidate I can really get behind.

Published 30 September 6 4:15 AM | William

I just came across this and it made my night. Not only is Herb Sewell running for President, but Walter Bellhaven is his first pick for VP.

Filed under: Humor, Me, Mindless Babbling

The Move to Atlanta

Published 27 September 6 2:41 AM | William

I doubt there is anyone that hates moving as much as I do, but for someone that hates moving, I sure do it a lot. Actually, I don't hate moving in the sense of going somewhere new, in fact I'm quite fond of that. But the physical process of moving...

Filed under: Humor, Me, Mindless Babbling

How screwed up are you?

Published 2 September 6 2:58 AM | William

"It's the kind of thing that makes you want to sit in a room with no furniture and cut the eyes out of pictures". Lately, I'm starting to understand where Vernon was coming from......

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Memes

10 Ten Things that piss you off

Published 17 June 6 11:55 PM | William

A thread started over at Sweet Feathery Jesus about Top 10 things that piss you off . Here's mine (other than the first one, there's no particular order). 1 - Public Service Announcements on XM Radio (In particular, the Hurricane survivial, everything...

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Will there by an XBOX 360 Version?

Published 17 June 6 3:22 PM | William

First off, I came across this over at Sweet Feathery Jesus but heard it first mentioned by LLoyd Bonafide and it sounded great. I know Lloyd hates video games, Genxrs and most everything else but it still looks fun. Don't accidentally blow off your head...

Filed under: Humor, Me

70-536 Moving Quickly

Published 16 June 6 3:44 AM | William

Well, we've got some pretty stiff stiff competition -- Ann's book is getting all the glory but our 70-536 MCTS Guide is already kicking some butt. We moved up 1,000 points since yesterday overall on Amazon's rankings and have just broken #60 in Computers...

Filed under: Humor, Books, Me