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And you thought I just some moron

Published Wed, Aug 13 2008 23:37 | William

Many folks north of Miami-Dade county have never heard of El Chupacabra. And if you try tipping them off to it, they laugh at you like your some kind of moron. At least that's what they did when I told them. I've been warning people of the dangers...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Chupacabra

Business Travel Sucks

Published Thu, Dec 13 2007 1:09 | William

I don't remember the details exactly, but at some point in my very early childhood, me and the folks were flying to Pittsburgh for the holidays. I remember pop being really adamant about "flying 1st class so we don't have to put up with all...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Mindless Babbling, Not Safe for Work

Truer words have not been spoken

Published Fri, Nov 30 2007 23:55 | William

Raymond Lewallen posted the following on his Twitter page . if i get one more vampire bite thingy whatever from facebook, i'm going to kick @ CalebJenkins in the nuts! Its seems to have started there. about 8 hours ago from Witty I know I'm out...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me

Fighting the Bull

Published Fri, Sep 7 2007 10:15 | William

A few years ago, I read a truly excellent book called Why Business People Speak Like Idiots: A Bullfighter's Guide . I really liked it b/c I was working at a place with a whole lot of people who were really into talking in business speak and thought...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Mindless Babbling, Cool Stuff

Passenger's bill of duties

Published Thu, Aug 9 2007 10:39 | William

Athough it's been relatively slow in the past few months, I typically have to engage in a good bit of air travel and it seems that many developers/consultants I know are in the same boat.. TSA and similar concerns have made air travel more frustrating...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Mindless Babbling

The AngryPharmacist and the Drug Monkey

Published Sun, Jan 28 2007 22:07 | William

Every day we go about out lives and we interact with people who we probably don't even think twice about. Many of us interact with pharmacists and never think twice about it, or what they think of us. I know mr 375lb bench press aka 'the lower cased one...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Mindless Babbling

Back with a bang

Published Tue, Jan 2 2007 3:41 | William

I've taken a hiatus from blogging but am going to try to get back on track full speed. I've been tech editing a great Windows Communication Foundation (WCF) book titled Professional WCF Programming: .NET Development with the Windows Communication Foundation...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me

Is this a joke?

Published Sun, Nov 5 2006 20:19 | William

I got the following phishing/spam yesterday and didn't think much about it. Dear Greater Atlantic Bank Cardholder, As part of our security measures, we regularly screen activity in the Greater Atlantic Bank system. We recently contacted you after...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Mindless Babbling

How screwed up are you?

Published Sat, Sep 2 2006 2:58 | William

"It's the kind of thing that makes you want to sit in a room with no furniture and cut the eyes out of pictures". Lately, I'm starting to understand where Vernon was coming from......

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Memes

I got snubbed again!

Published Wed, Jun 14 2006 2:01 | William

The old saying goes, "You don't want to be a member of any club that would have you." Well, doesn't look like I'm going to run into that problem b/c I got snubbed for Bilderberg . So far, I've gotten subbed by the Trilaterilists, the Council for Foreign...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me

[Immature Subject Matter Warning] When Office Humor becomes painful

Published Sat, Jun 10 2006 22:54 | William

Friday may have been the most excrutiating day of my life. I left the office thinking "If I never hear another attempted joke again in my life, it will be too soon. If I never smell another fart in my office, it'll be too soon." Just b/c you really like...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me

*Warning* - Juvenile Bill Humor (The Shocker)

Published Fri, Jul 22 2005 19:41 | William

At the end of the day, a few of my co-workers decided to head to Stool Pigeons for drinks at Happy hour. My buddy Sameer and I went although neither of us did any drinking. The guy in charge of Technical Writing (Ben) brought a friend of his (Adam) with...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me

Someone please tell me where I could get one of these!!!!!!!

Published Mon, Feb 21 2005 12:21 | William

Since it's illegal and all - I would NEVER actually purchase one, but if anyone knows where I can get one of these cell phone jammers , please let me know. This is purely for informative purposes of course since there's some stupid law against selling...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Mindless Babbling