Worst I.T. Excuses
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It works on my machine
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It doesn't matter because no one will ever do that
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Users like it the way it is
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I don't write any bugs
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It'll be fixed in the next release
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It'll be ready on Monday, we just need to build the setup package
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The spam filter ate it
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A little more RAM will fix your performance problem
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You can't do that because it's a security risk
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The database is slow because it's too normalized
I got these via email and it didn't include the source, so I'm not sure who to give credit to. #1 and #9 really made me laugh. If you have any others, I'd love to hear them.