Jack the Cuckoo
As my regulars know, I use an oversized blue cuckoo bird as one of my online alter egos. I flip in between the big blue one and the were-cuckoo (who's dressed as a dapper vampire cuckoo above) and switch them out regularly. Being a huge bird lover (and a dog lover), I'm a natural cat hater. You see, cats, and not just feral ones, are the number 1 killers of birds. Cats should be outlawed unless they are willing to prove their worthiness by being cat-a-paulted (get it?) a few hundred feet in the air into a sewer, or at least a really murky pond. But this isn't about how much cats suck, it's about how cool cuckooz are.
So I'm watching Jack and notice his color - He's blue. Blue ahhh? I know one of those. And he's a grumpy smart a33. The one I know is grumpy and a smart a33 too. Doesn't get much cooler than that - although he needs ported to Silverlight.
Jack The Cuckoo Rulez!