Barbie Cummings gets pulled over

Published 20 May 7 5:58 PM | William

Ok, before I continue, any links in this post are NSFW.  Since I know many of my readers love NSFW stuff though ....

 In general, it seems blogs are really a powerful vehicle.  In general, when someone goes up against a blogger, they usually end up getting smacked down.  This trooper is finding that out the hard way.  It's almost axiomatic that adult movies have terrible plots, plots that are completely unbelievable.  This doesn't much matter b/c who watches them for their plots?  Anyway, tell me that this doesn't sound exactly like a typical *** movie plot?

 Most guys my age already know who she is, but if not, Barbie is an adult entertainer.  She blogs pretty regularly and it's a great read.  Recently, she was pulled over by a State trooper in Tennessee and shortly thereafter, the cop decided to allow her to make alternate arrangements .  Well, this story is starting to get coverage on mainstream outlets in God help us when Bill O'Reilly gets his hands on it b/c it'll be on Fox 24/7.

 

UPDATE:

 Ok, I mentioned the NSFW thing before. Well, that was back when Barbie Cummings pointed to her blog.  Now, it's morphed into a pay site and yes, there's a lot of samples on it.  I got one angry reader complaining that I linked to a *** site when he thought he was going to a blog.  Seriously, how would I know the change was made unless someone told me or unless I happened to go over to it.

 

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# Andy said on May 21, 2007 6:32 PM:

I'd do her :)

# yo said on May 22, 2007 6:37 PM:

where do i get a job like that?

# jeremyberk@sbcglobal.net said on May 22, 2007 7:30 PM:

Oh, Gawd!!!! I do her, too!  BUT...remember...she's done A LOT of hard-core, interracial gangbang stuff, so you're NOT talking about the cleanest girl on the block.  Wear at least 3 or 4 condoms if you're lucky enough to get her.  Also, why did she have to get breast implants, particularly BAD ones?  They are so fake and obvious, she should have just stayed au naturel...nothing wrong with smaller breasts.  I'd still do her, though!  She's beautiful!

# MJ said on May 22, 2007 10:02 PM:

***...

# boog udinski said on May 22, 2007 10:13 PM:

yea, i might do her but i'd need a wash rag to get that bondo ( makeup ) off of myself after we got through.

# oOoOoOoOo said on May 23, 2007 6:33 AM:

Barbie's got a blacksnake problem.

# nowayboy said on May 23, 2007 6:44 AM:

It looks as if she been rode hard and put away "wet" (equine terminology). Speaking of which, she does look a bit like a mare..( why the long face?)..and she probably could accomodate the crank of a colt... Oh....I'm sure she didn't entice Officer Billy Bob...they are both pigs..she just happens to be in porn business..Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending Officer Billy Bob..he deserves all the syphillis he gets.... By the by..O'Rielly has more newsworthy topics

# Bukkake Lover said on May 23, 2007 7:28 AM:

Where can I go to find her blogs?

# bengal1963 said on May 23, 2007 11:25 AM:

One question-did she spit or swallow?

# billy said on May 23, 2007 2:24 PM:

lucky state trooper all i can say. i live not far from nashville, and wished it was me that it happened with.

# nastybitch said on May 23, 2007 2:26 PM:

With all the black *** shes had, I'm bet she has aids. What a waste of a good white girl.

# Ashley D. in Cookvegas, Tennessee said on May 23, 2007 2:41 PM:

Barbie Cummings tossed my salad one night.....I didn't like it though.  She smells like rotten snatch!

# TruthBeTold said on May 23, 2007 6:47 PM:

Thats what happens when u *** niggers

# Daniel Galán said on May 23, 2007 8:22 PM:

Watch your racist language or you'll have to do sex favors too if you don{t wanna go to jail.

Loosers

# Mike said on May 23, 2007 9:57 PM:

She likes the BROS!

# J said on May 23, 2007 11:53 PM:

Nasty ass *** lover

# Mason said on May 24, 2007 2:53 AM:

hey barbie cummings was talking about that she wanted to *** a dog today on The Bubba the Love Sponge show!!!!

# John said on May 24, 2007 6:17 AM:

She flew of the Knoxville airport on Tue and she was fucking hot. Not very talkative, but fucking HOT!!

# chef said on May 24, 2007 10:53 PM:

how *** he could c her face   ........after a decade of *** on it............yuk              

# chef said on May 24, 2007 10:53 PM:

how *** he could c her face   ........after a decade of *** on it............yuk              

# JDUB said on May 25, 2007 8:18 AM:

Yeah to bad shes a *** lover thats a damn shame...

# William said on May 25, 2007 9:54 AM:

Bukkakke Lover:  http://www.barbiecummings.com

# William said on May 25, 2007 9:57 AM:

JDUB:

Yah, ok already.  Seems like 1/2 the people here feel compelled to point that out.

Can I ask you a serious question?  In most porn featuring white guys, they are often very trashy, strung out, track marked types that look like they leave the set and go over to the conveneince store to bum beer money of naive passers by.  Am I to understand that you're 100%ok with that, but if it's  a brother, well, that's not ok?

# William said on May 25, 2007 9:58 AM:

Getting some love from Google www.google.com/search

Appears I'm #6!

# William said on May 25, 2007 11:01 AM:

TruthBeTold:

Come on man.  If you want to think ignorant crap like that, be my guest.  But please, and I'm asking nicely, don't post crap like that on my blog.  Use *** all you want - I could care less really.  But the other word you used, that's offensive to me.  You got it backward.

If the bros can tap that, more power to them.  Hating on people you don't even know, b/c they look different then you, is just, well, LAME

# William said on May 25, 2007 11:04 AM:

WTF - man, I'm reading these comments and it's amazing me.  Everyone is obsessed with the fact she's down with folks of different color.  Honestly, what's wrong with that?  Do you guys get all upset when you see a guy with a hot oriental girl?  Or would you get upset if J-Lo threw a little your way? Then it works both directions man.

All this racist talk makes the rest of us white folks that aren't racist look stupid - so stop it.  I don't believe in taking down comments unless it's really extreme so I'm leaving them up - but I totally totally totally dislike that nonsense so don't take my leaving them up as any sort of endorsement.

# dman said on May 25, 2007 3:13 PM:

Yea, I hear the Tenn. State Troopers have a new safety campaign. Instead of the Click it or Ticket campaign their going to try the Lick it or Ticket approach. What do you think?

# Kafka said on May 25, 2007 4:54 PM:

I know my comment may not change the viewpoint of many people that's been living before the civil right movement of the black people in the US still. These here reflects the dichotomy of the people in the US through races, creed, their sexual preferences, etc. It's the XXI century and we're still seen and dealing with the savage and provincial paltry views of some people that clearly show their lack of education/culture.

Well, everyone that reads this post will notice it's been digressing from the crux of the matter. And as far as I've noticed the subject is the corruption and the misdeed that the police officer has carried on.

Whether Barbie looks good or not to some people it's not the matter here.

If you think that because you're white,  you will always be right is another topic, probably related to nazism to a large extent.

Barbie is just a porn actress that should have been charged for the drug possession, but since the cop is a looser like all the other cops, he thought he had his chance there, for just couple of minutes of a disgusting pleasure.

# joe said on May 25, 2007 6:21 PM:

has she ever had sex with whites lol

# big NUTZ said on May 25, 2007 10:06 PM:

I'd bang her and really don't care who has before.  Those cans are unreal.

# nutboy said on May 26, 2007 5:39 AM:

Jane goodall for sure.

# Dave said on May 26, 2007 7:23 AM:

Is there a work safe version?

# William said on May 26, 2007 9:16 AM:

Dave:

Of what, my blog post or her page?  Her new page definitely isn't work safe and well, I don't think it could be no matter how hard you tried.

# William said on May 26, 2007 9:19 AM:

nutboy:

I'm glad to see the racist humor has at least gotten a little wittier.  I guess witty racism is better than its notwitty counterpart.  Either way though, can we dispense with it?

# JC said on May 26, 2007 9:23 AM:

At least she doesn't screw guys like this blog.charlescarroll.com/chazblog

http://www.charlescarroll.com/

Then again, of the three chicks that he has screwed, most of them are so fugly they'd scare the s--- out of a cespool.  Looks like Frankenstein and he's better looking than his hoes.

# NEPO said on May 26, 2007 11:12 AM:

Its funny how everyone wants to hate the cops until they need them and are crying for them. Help me, Help me, please...I don't hate you now because I need you officer.

# Whatever said on May 27, 2007 3:45 AM:

NEPO are you a cop?

# hotwheels said on May 27, 2007 4:52 AM:

she is fine,but she damn  nasty for a good man!!

# hotwheels said on May 27, 2007 5:06 AM:

whats up with the *** thing,white man can jump 2!!!

# Barbies little sister said on May 27, 2007 9:52 AM:

Barbie has always liked black men. All of the guys at school used to call her "Mud Shark"

# Barbie's little sister said on May 27, 2007 9:59 AM:

Barbie has always had a thing for black guys. I remember when she was in high school, she would come home crying because the white guys called her MUD SHARK.

# William said on May 27, 2007 1:34 PM:

Here's the link to her new blog

www.barbiecummings.blogspot.com

This story rocks too barbiecummings.blogspot.com/.../my-ass-is-still-little-sore_24.html

"We talked about statistics and calculus"  Her blog posts are classic

# hotwheels said on May 28, 2007 12:37 AM:

what is your preference,i bet it runs in your family?

# hotwheels said on May 28, 2007 12:55 AM:

whats is barbies little sister into,same line of work,same line of niggers,where are your pics?

# Nate ET said on May 28, 2007 4:42 AM:

Oy, you people are ignoring the point of this whole post. ZOMG, she likes black people! Oy, I despise racist people. If you don't like black people, then all of you racist shitheads get together, get a boat, and go live in the middle of the ocean where you don't have to see them, because guess what, you're wrong, there's nothing wrong with people of another skintone, and you're going to burn in hell when you die because there's no way God can love someone as stupid as you people.

Now then, as for this post... I see some people saying 'lucky trooper'? Yeah, he'll be lucky if he doesn't get every STD listed in the medical books. Fucking a pornstar isn't all it's cracked up to be because there are plenty of girls prettier than pornsluts without the varitable fountain of STDs spewing from their pussies. So the trooper was all around stupid... Fucking on the job, fucking a filthy *** (I will admit she's hot, but I'd never touch that canyon of a ***), and doing things that would make it easy for it to be known. He deserves what he gets--hell, this 'suspension' shouldn't even be paid. He should be fired.

# William said on May 28, 2007 1:36 PM:

Folks - Please! Please! Please!  Can we stop with the racial cracks?  I don't want to start moderating comments but damn already.  And if you are going to post patently racist crap, at least keep it real and post your f***king contact information so people can take it up with you directly.  I'm catching a bunch of *** b/c apparently some folks don't realize that just b/c this is my blog and post, those comments are mine.  Racist BS is ignorant as hell and I really don't want associated with it - so please, cut me some slack and here and leave it out. And if you feel compelled to make statements like that, make it clear who you are and where folks can contact you.  Cool?

# JPizzle said on May 29, 2007 11:41 PM:

William stop with this holier than thou ***, blacks get racist on the net too, they just don't collectively own anywhere near as many computers. Let the man speak his mind, stop whining, you sounds like a woman, or an asian, whichever.

# hotwheels said on May 30, 2007 12:12 AM:

whats up w/barbies sis she scared?

because big sis has no problem w/ her dumb ***!!!!!!

# hotwheels said on May 30, 2007 12:56 AM:

what up /jpizzle putt it on the line you got me??????

# hotwheels said on May 30, 2007 1:09 AM:

THEY CALL EACH OTHER *** SO WHO FUCKING CARES,*** A ***!!!!!!

# William said on May 30, 2007 10:24 AM:

JPizzle - I am letting you speak your mind man, I didn't stop anyone from posting anything.  You're right, there are *** talkers from all persuasions and I don't deny that. I'm just asking folks to quit dropping N-bombs.  

# calvin jones said on May 30, 2007 2:07 PM:

you white people crack me up in here ! she's nasty because she's a PORN star! you white people are some of the nastiest people! i'm VERY clean! most of you i see in a public restroom don't even wash your hands! one guy said, "my ***'s clean! wtf!?!? it was YOU that brought diseases to the indians! dumbasses!

# mBm said on June 7, 2007 4:33 AM:

Quit worrying about he doing negroids, if you heard the Bubba The Love Sponge interview, you'd be bitching about her blowing dogs and wanting to f*$& one...

# DONJUAN said on June 8, 2007 9:57 PM:

I WOULD LOVE 2 **** HER!!! SHE"S HOTT !!!AND I'M Black

# ROBYN said on June 14, 2007 3:56 AM:

I LOVE BARBIE! I WOULD LOVE TO GO TO THE BARS IN COOKEVILLE AND RUN INTO HER.SHE SEEMS LIKE ASIDE FROM SEX SHE WOULD BE REALLY COOL TO HANG OUT WITH.

# Barbieman said on June 22, 2007 7:01 AM:

Her new blog is at barbiecummings.blogspot.com

# Barbie Cummings said on June 22, 2007 10:51 PM:

Wow... I haven't  looked up my own name in a while, this *** is harsh!  

However, everyone is entitled to their opinions and I respect what you all have to say.  

"Ashley D", I don't know who you are, but I don't recall tossing any salad in Cookeville. I will admit though, I do get rather intoxicated, and do stupid ***! If my *** really smelt rotten, I apologize...maybe I should start using vinegar douches!

I guess I do have a "black snake" problem, as it was put. Personally I don't see it as a problem, but to each their own.

My contract is through BlacksonBlondes...so, I don't really have a choice but to take tha brotha's!

I have always loved my job, and still love  it.

As for "Barbie's little sister",  nice try. The term "Mud Shark" is rather new to both me and my sister. I just learned the term last year.

I haven't always liked the "brothers". In fact I didn't have an experience with a black guy until porn.

# JZE said on July 16, 2007 5:43 PM:

Barbie Cummings husband is white (yes you read that right), she makes videos with black guys because thats where the money is. White guys like watching black guys *** white girls and they pay money to see it and lots of it.

In her videos when they ask her about white *** and she says "No" she's joking, the whole thing is a setup for the video to make out she only likes the black ***. If you can't tell then you really need to call her an "actress" and stop being such a dumb ***.

I can't believe so many muppets managed to find  the same blog, and I'm impressed you managed to use a search engine as I doubt you'd even be able to tie your own shoelace.

# William said on July 18, 2007 12:40 AM:

Barbie - I'm the guy who owns this blog. If you read through, I hope you don't think I'm dogging you, I'm one of your biggest fans. In fact, it's an absolute honor to have you comment here.  I'm sorry for the negative comments but I have no control over what other people say.  I don't censor stuff even when people call me names (which happens fairly frequently).

You rock and it's freaking awesome to have you post.

# William said on July 18, 2007 12:44 AM:

JZE- yah, she got married ;-(  but she's free again ;-)  Not that I'm glad it turned out bad for her, after reading her stuff I know she's had it rough and honestly, I hope she finds someone that's really good to her.  On GP though, I gotta hate on the guy, just b/c you konw, she's Barbie and she's da bomb

# William said on July 18, 2007 12:53 AM:

Here's her latest blog link barbiecummingsblog.blogspot.com  

The other one went down for a while, and this one is a little dated, but it's still her, it still rocks and Barbie Cummings is just straight up da bomb

# Bill's House O InsomniaBill Ryan said on July 18, 2007 1:53 AM:

I got my head above water and started getting administrative tasks under control. So I start looking

# Barbie Cummings said on July 18, 2007 12:31 PM:

Thanks Bill,

I am flattered and appreciate you pluggin' my blog on here.

I don't and didn't think you were against me in this...and if you were, I am okay with that too.

This world is too fucked up to have anymore hate in it.

xoxo...

BarbieCummings

# William said on July 19, 2007 3:03 AM:

Thanks Barbie:

I've been kinda conflicted b/c some of the adjectives being used here really bother me. Profanity doesn't bother me, but the racist crap really does  I hate censoring stuff and to be honest, I think there's some value in leaving up really stupid comments -  let the world see how stupid such sentiments are.

I'm still really stoked you posted here and shot me that email.  As you know, I'm  a huge fan, not just b/c you're smoking but b/c you're so cool.  Your blog is rocking and shows that you're as smart as you are cool.  Too bad everyone doesn't have your attitude.  And too bad people that trash you typically can't write 1/2 as well as you can.  And you post drunk sometimes right?  You still write better than them.

Hope you update your blog soon though ;-)

# Michalis said on July 27, 2007 2:30 AM:

Interesting...

# Nicolaon said on July 27, 2007 11:02 PM:

interesting

# Stephanos said on July 28, 2007 11:56 AM:

interesting

# Johnny Honcho said on August 4, 2007 8:50 AM:

You guys are entitled to your oppinions barbie is correct there but, instead of less than average minded simpletons maybe you should look a bit deeper than the pic you see which is a second worth of actual film.... Barbie is a reputable woman in the industry Just because she doesn't have some PR person spinning some Holier than Thou Jenna Jameson image for her doesn't give anyone free reign to go about calling her names and billowing misconceptions and untruths...

The fact is BOYS if you stood within 5 feet of her you wouldn't know what to say..

If you made it to a set on looks alone you would be limp inforn of the crew and the pressure of 1000 watts of lighting pointed at you ans 1-5 cameras rolling waiting for you to show her what for..

Fact is preformers in the Adult industry are tested Wide spectrum for every know disease under the sun and if they ring possitive on any of the particular test they are sidelined for that month and most times an additional month for proveabilities sake.. They are all tested By the AIM standard which is a organization set up by a former adult star after the big Lexington Steels scare/scandel and every company holds to that standard even the small basement companies advertising on craigslist.com.

If you can not provide proof you will not work and world travels good or bad at the speed of light in this industry you can go from the bigest Up and Cummer to the biggest Down in the Dumper in a week...

So while they are your oppinions  they are beyond ignorant and very misinformed...

Barbie if you happen to check back in here hopefully my name will look familiar and you can put it together with my yahoo name you were using to IM me a while back... Would lOve to hear from you again and still hope to one day work with you....  

And when Did you finally tie the know last I read you had met a good guy you were falling for pretty heavily... Please don't say you are leaving the industry anytime soon ..... Oh and my fiance' Reyna stilll wants your PINK car... LOL

# Johnny Honcho said on August 4, 2007 8:52 AM:

And to William I just found your BLOG in a search for updates on Barbie.... I am glad I came accross it I wil be back often.. Keep up the GOOD work....

# Bill's House O InsomniaBill Ryan said on October 22, 2007 8:47 AM:

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