Ms. Dewey

Published 26 October 6 3:34 AM | William

Well, I've heard about Ms Dewey for a few days now and didn't think much of it.  If you weren't aware of it, Ms Dewey is a little project Microsoft did to show off Windows Live Search. If you're a guy, you'll probably find her hot and the Flash effects cool. Most women I've come across hate her after about 2 seconds - go figure.

I was wondering if she was a virtual chick based on some of her sarcastic answers, but a little digging and I found out she's real. Her name is Janina Gavankar and I guess she's like an actress or something.  And like Manna from Heaven, she's currently on TV in a role you've just got to love.

Now many of the answers she gives are pretty lame as you'd expect. If you play around a little however, things get good quickly.  Search for the word "Ho" twice and you'll see what I mean (NSFW).  Type in "Prostitute" three times and it's classic.  And if you really want some snark, type in LearnASP or if you really want something funny, type in LearnASP and "You know who's" Name or just type in his name.  I'm sure the Ranting Maniac references are just coincidental hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.  And just to really make it great, put in Bill Ryan.

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# Anatoly Lubarsky said on October 26, 2006 3:51 PM:

type sex several times, you should see a guy there :)

# William said on October 26, 2006 7:14 PM:

I'll try it now man ;-)

# Angel said on October 26, 2006 9:03 PM:

For some reason there are a lot of different animations for "gun" *grin*

Found this a few days ago, unlike you I did like the site. Realistically speaking having a good animation for the top few thousand searches is not outrageous for the big players in the search business. Add some sort of tracking of top weekly searches and you may have a great time waster/search engine.

# shtea said on October 30, 2006 11:47 PM:

i think the site's really funny...not as good if you're in a hurry for looking at something...but its really something new. Kinda like the ones you see in movies...all that's left is more intelligence and a hologram like projection and we're in the next century..hehehe

# Andy said on October 31, 2006 10:33 AM:

She gets full on naked in "Cup of my Blood" so if you want to see her without clothes you can just rent that movie: http://www.cupofmyblood.com/

# William said on November 7, 2006 5:12 AM:

Andy - as always homie, you rock!

# Craig said on December 13, 2006 11:52 PM:

Type in love and she pours you a beer

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