Ms. Dewey
Well, I've heard about Ms Dewey for a few days now and didn't think much of it. If you weren't aware of it, Ms Dewey is a little project Microsoft did to show off Windows Live Search. If you're a guy, you'll probably find her hot and the Flash effects cool. Most women I've come across hate her after about 2 seconds - go figure.
I was wondering if she was a virtual chick based on some of her sarcastic answers, but a little digging and I found out she's real. Her name is Janina Gavankar and I guess she's like an actress or something. And like Manna from Heaven, she's currently on TV in a role you've just got to love.
Now many of the answers she gives are pretty lame as you'd expect. If you play around a little however, things get good quickly. Search for the word "Ho" twice and you'll see what I mean (NSFW). Type in "Prostitute" three times and it's classic. And if you really want some snark, type in LearnASP or if you really want something funny, type in LearnASP and "You know who's" Name or just type in his name. I'm sure the Ranting Maniac references are just coincidental hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. And just to really make it great, put in Bill Ryan.