I got snubbed again!
The old saying goes, "You don't want to be a member of any club that would have you." Well, doesn't look like I'm going to run into that problem b/c I got snubbed for Bilderberg. So far, I've gotten subbed by the Trilaterilists, the Council for Foreign Relations and of course, the Bilderbergs. This is totally whack on their part b/c I think I'd make one hell of a global elitist. I can be a snob. I like expensive stuff. I like hob nobbing with important people. The only thing I'm missing is about 4 digits on my tax return but heck, how about some affirmative action for unknown American computer geeks? If you happen to be going and need a flunky, please let me know as I'm available.