Sycophant Cult Update

Published Fri, Dec 16 2005 23:29 | William
Dear Loyal Members:  Worshipped one has been busy lately and we need an update.  Seems he got an XBox 360 without informing his loyal minions, until earlier today.  Although he's told me at lenght that he spends very little money on a day to day basis, he was willing to sink the whole 4 digits to procure an xbox 360. Well if some dork like Charles (real site - www.lurnASP.com) can have  a charity jar then so can I.  Please send me money immediately (or an XBox 360) so I can be like the Worshipped one
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# The Great Unwashed said on December 16, 2005 7:52 PM:

Bill, that's hilarious! You carry those big brass ones around in a wheelbarrow?

# casey chesnut said on December 17, 2005 4:14 PM:

great site :) checked it out while eating and almost choked.

did manage to return all the games for $600 store credit. so i'm just out $400 for the premium console ... worked out perfect! xbox backwards compat and live arcade will keep me busy for quite a while.

# William said on December 17, 2005 9:55 PM:

Thanks guys. All I can say is that there are a lot better minds than me involved in this project and well, it's going to get a lot funnier. I guess the target of the parody has done a lot more than find Kim's breasts attractive and lost control - so there are a lot of folks that are contributing to the effort. At the end of the day, I think he'll have found that simply apologizing to her would have been a lot less headache - but then again, he can't apologize b/c that would imply wrongdoing and he's never wrong.

Check the site soon - rumor has it it's about to get a *lot* better.

# another bill said on December 19, 2005 2:32 AM:

Great site. It that guy didn't exist, someone would have to invent him. Still I reckon you could've left out the pic of his kids, it ain't their fault!

# optionsScalper said on December 19, 2005 1:07 PM:

DoubleI,

He has been sucked into a void that's for sure. I can't get him on IM, his web site is down and well, there is no evidence that he exists anywhere other than on the XBox networks. Rumor is, he's turned into a bot on that network.

As far as your new "sites", NICE.

---O

p.s. The check is in the mail for my donation to your XBox cause.

# skicow said on December 19, 2005 3:02 PM:

"No one reads it any more because I'm an unhinged psycho.. "

That's got to be my favorite quote from lurnASP.com...

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