Sorry, but I couldn't resist...

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# William said on August 23, 2005 5:43 PM:

"According to the Canton Health Department, statistics through July show that 104 of the 586 babies born to Canton residents in Aultman Hospital and Mercy Medical Center had mothers between 11 and 19."

11?!?! What kind of f'ed up city is this? Honestly, I'd have expected this kind of story to come out of Tennessee or Arkansas, not so much Ohio...

# William said on August 23, 2005 6:07 PM:

Yah, and the whole report is so nonchalant that I really didn't know how to take it. One big WTF.

# William said on August 23, 2005 8:53 PM:

The best part: "School officials are not sure what has caused so many pregnancies"...

I bet I could guess. I'm not scientician, but you know...doing the hibity dibity is the cause of the pregnancies.

# William said on August 24, 2005 12:50 AM:

Hey Bill, weren't you in Canton, OH recently?

# William said on August 24, 2005 2:09 AM:

Yeah, DoubleI was spotted 65 consecutive weekends in Canton, OH. But that doesn't account for the ". . . non-Canton rate was 7 percent." He's slacking everywhere else.

---O

p.s. @Scott - "hibity dibity" - too funny.

# William said on August 24, 2005 10:05 AM:

"mothers between 11 and 19"

11 ??? --- 11 ????

# William said on August 24, 2005 12:19 PM:

Yeah, I third the surprise at 11?!??! WTF?!?

I mean, I figured that it was boring in Ohio but can't they find something else to do!? Or at least use protection...damn.

# William said on August 24, 2005 2:37 PM:

Isn't Akron like the rubber capital of the world? Maybe it's just for tires...but you'd think that they would have some condoms up there in Ohio