*Warning* - Juvenile Bill Humor (The Shocker)

At the end of the day, a few of my co-workers decided to head to Stool Pigeons for drinks at Happy hour.  My buddy Sameer and I went although neither of us did any drinking.  The guy in charge of Technical Writing (Ben) brought a friend of his (Adam) with him.  Ok, so I learned a lot about modern culture, and the shocker in particular.  

So what is the Shocker?  Well, I'll get to that in a minute.  They were making this hand gesture that looked typical of what Teenage Rapper Wannabes would do when they were trying to look like gang members.  Basically, you point with your two top fingers, bend back the finger before your pinky, and point with your pinky. 

Then you say “The Shocker” and one of the following:

• "Two in the pink and one in the stink"
• "Two in the coot and one in the boot"
• "Going to town with one in the brown".
• "Two in the bush, one in the tush."
• "Two in the slut, one in the butt."
• "Two in the grass, one in the a55."
• "Two in the goo, one in the poo."
• "Two in the cake, one in the pudding."
• "Dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado." (My Personal Favorite)

There are some other ones, but they are profane (and lame) so I'm not posting them.

The last one seems to ring of “one of these things is not like the other”. So I did one of my typical Bill searches and wasted an hour looking into something mindless (My last little 'fascination' was Scientology and ickk I'm glad to be done with it).  Urban Dictionary  has this Definition of the Shocker  .  this dude definitely knows how to do it  .

So after I started searching, I found This killer T-Shirt Site with "The Shocker" T-Shirts and much more. Then I saw this on ebay . 

How out of the loop am I that the Shocker is sooooo mainstream and this is the first I've heard of it?