Beta induced Psychosis.

Published Tue, May 17 2005 17:53 | William

If you live in the Greenville area and you see some goofy looking guy that resembles me, run for it.  I'm about at my wits end.  Last week, I had all my demo stuff ready for code camp. I bought a new USB Drive, installed a clean build of Magneto and the latest VS, and life was dandy.  Until I got to code camp.  I fired up my virtual machine, started visual studio.. so far so good, and then it just went away.  No errors. No feedback, nothing in the event log - nothing, it just goes away.

Totally different machine, I have Beta 2 installed and pull down the newest bits for Winfx to finish the chapters I'm working on. Clean install, all works well, then I reboot. Try to start up again, Nada.  This same sh1t happened before the Reston code camp but fortunately, I got everything re-installed.

Today, I'm running through, prepping for my webcast tomorrow....   (not in virtual machine), Visual Studio starts up and then Kaboom. Now, to add f~cking insult to injury, I created a picture of the error message.  However if I use Windows Explorer to try to copy it, then Windows Explorer just crashes....At least Visual Studio throws up the error message so I KNOW something is wrong (actually, I know something is wrong with Sql Server too, it's just that I have to infer it)

Sql Server 2005 CTP - well, it's there, but every time I click on it now, it starts up, the splash screen starts, and bye bye.  No error, no nothing. 

I thought it *could* be me, but this crap has happened on 4 different machines so far.  Every time a new beta comes out, it's like a guarantee that I'm going to have my blood pressure up for a few days.  This crap happens on clean installs as well so I honestly don't know WTF is going on.  However I honestly think I'm going to have a quarantine machine that I use for demos and book stuff, then I just don't install anything new on it (which will work fine until I need to demo or write about a new feature.).

I know I know, everyone else has 0 problems with installs when they use a clean VM- but VS must just hate me or something b/c it's happening on every frigging machine I can get my hands on.  I normally don't reboot my machines more than once every few months, but I've rebooted like 200 f~~~~~king times already and I'm about to go nuts.

Rumor has it too that either the ASP.NET or C# MVPS get terminal service access to the newest builds.  I'm just about willing to sell my soul to be able to have access like that!

Seriously, if getting new betas to work is going to be so difficult, they ought not to half step and go all the way - include  a bottle of Whiskey and a Loaded Glock with each DVD distribution

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Comments

# William said on May 17, 2005 9:31 PM:

Wow Bill, you have seriously bad beta karma!!!!

# William said on May 17, 2005 9:34 PM:

I'm still screwing with it now - riht now the IDE is out of the question, but I can get *some* stuff to build command line - except for the fact that Microsoft.Winfx.Targets is f~cing missing and needed for every GD thing I'm doing.

In a past life, I must have raped Puppies and eaten children to have this thrust upon me. If there's anything to the Kharma thing - I swear I'm never even going to dream something bad about someone if this is what my future self will be going through!

# William said on May 17, 2005 11:19 PM:

Unfortunately I can't offer you any help, but I thought I'd let you know that your last sentence was THE funniest thing I've read all week (so what if it's only Tuesday?)...

# William said on May 17, 2005 11:21 PM:

Thanks Chris... hopefully I'll be laughing again soon.

# William said on May 18, 2005 4:14 PM:

There's nothing in the EventLog about any error? Maybe there's a debug switch or something you can use to better identify VS and SQL Server errors. It's still MS so I figured they'd include something like that so they themselves can diagnose real problems. In fact, they may even want to see exactly what your problem is to include it in their testing. I doubt you'll be the only one running into this even though your setup is a little unique. It may be something common that's known or more than likely someone on the Visual Studio team will want to know what's happening. This wouldn't be the first time I've seen them help on a problem like this, so it's definately worth a shot in running it by them.

# William said on May 18, 2005 4:19 PM:

J - I've tried everything and there are logs (not events) but they dont' say squat. The thing just closes on two of the boxes. No error, no nothing. I'm making some progress in some places, but now I can even get my SQL Server 2000 MMC sanp it ot work. I'm going to start over from scratch one last time ;-)

# TrackBack said on June 1, 2005 8:07 PM:

Beta induced Psychosis.ooeess

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