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Probably the second one - the first one is just a statement of fact. :) The second one shows just how badly the "defender's of the faith"* have sold out. I wish there was a rational political party to vote for... * yes, I mean that in both the ironic sense, and the Judas Priest literal sense.
I would have to say the first one - especially if I was a resident of California. Bush holding hands with the Saudi is not that bad, in the Middle East, when a man holds another man's hand, it is a sign of trusted friendship - just make sure that the women are totally covered in their burkas and walking 6 feet behind then men, then everything will be all right. :\ OT: I would love to bang Michelle Malkin! Damn she is HOT!