Flame bait continued.

Published Thu, Nov 25 2004 0:10 | William

Rule #1:  Never get into an argument with Frans.  In all 25 of the arguments I've seen him get into  - he makes total jackass3s out of the other person and I usually spend about 10 minutes laughing my a33 off afterward.

Rule#2:  Never get into an argument with Jon .  He's just like Frans except more 'serious'

Ok, I've got to hide names to protect the innocent but here's a few threads:

Unnamed VB Advocate:  “And the language that has wizards just to add a property is ?? “
Followed up by the same person:  “see :C# - for the self deluding ;”

Unnamed Dutch Guy referred to in Rule #1: coming from a developer who uses a language which requires the
developer to explicitly explain to the compiler that a method with
signature XYZ is indeed the implementation of a method of an interface,
as apparently the compiler isn't able to figure that one out for
himself. ;).

Yeah, these VB guys really like to type a lot ;)”

Million dollar response from Unnamed guy in Rule #2:  “How can a language have a wizard? Please distinguish between languages and development environments.“

Not to be outdone - Million Dollar response from Unnamed Dutch Guy:No, it's used as a signal to the compiler that it overloads a method in
another inheritance level. It is also used for stupid constructs like
when you implement an abstract method:

Public Overloads Overrides Sub Foo()
...

Overloads Overrides? come on! :)”

Let me interject...  This last one is all that needs said.  If you think Overloads Overrides is a cool construct then you're smoking rock.

Ok, but here's where it gets good:

VB Advocate:C# - What language were they using ?

C# - For Homeless programmers

C# - for the Semi-colon retentive

C# - 4 the cAsE PeDaNtIc

C# - it's just like JScript ;

C# - The choice of the crappy VB programmers

C# - When you really want to F*CK your code, there's no F*CKing like UnSaFe
F*CKing “

Now for the zinger:

Unnamed Dutch Guy:  “LOL, My.LittlePony :D“

<Yes, I the pun was intended>

Shortly thereafter:

Unnamed Dutch Guy:  “C# - When the job requires professionalism

or

C# - When expressional power asks for something more than 'My oh My'”

Ok, I better stop but one last one:

Unnamed VB Advocate:  “VB Make Hard Things Easier”

Unnamed Dutch Guy:  “heh sure :)

try in VB.NET:
- inherit a class Foo from DataTable
- add a private member variable Bar to Foo with a property
- try to make Bar get serialized into the datastream when an instance of
Foo gets serialized.

Happy coding! :)”

Unnamed VB Advocate: “Very smoothly. I tired C#, I didn't find anything better.”

And this my friends, says it all (Please - reread the above sentence):

Unnamed Dutch Guy:  “correct, as VB.NET can't do it.”

Busted.  Somehow I doubt Old boy even knew what the Dutch guy was talking about - either that or he's a terrible liar.

The sad thing is that the First VB Advocate is a pretty sharp dude and someone I have quite a bit of respect for.  can't understand why he's making a fool out of himself here.  Oh well - I found it funny, figured you would too.

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Comments

# William said on November 25, 2004 3:30 AM:

LOL!!! This is just what I needed at this ridiculous hour in the morning

# William said on November 25, 2004 12:10 PM:

Neil - I can't post the whole thread but it's really long - --- it's on the 'other' C# newsgroup --- definitely a thread worth reading in it's entirety especially when you see who's posting there ;-)

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