Pray with me
Dear God, please please please, open a can on the SOB spammers that decided to start spamming my site. Give them cancer of the face. Give their moms cancer of the face. Give all of their loved ones Cancer of the face. Make them listen to Janet Reno and John Kerry speeches for the rest of their lives. Make them spend time correcting Bush's grammar. Sentence them to a life in Paris and make them drive around in Opels. Make them smell Micheal Moore's dirty underwear. Make them marry Elizabeth Edwards or Rosie - or both. Tell John Ashcroft that they are out somewhere having fun and looking at naked pictures. Make them attend Church every Sunday.
Almost a year now without any spam and then I got hit with 5 today alone. If you can think of any other stuff to include in this prayer, please let me know.