"Objective" European Journalism
Some things are just too good to resist. Anyway, I personally hate the American media and think it totally sucks. I mean you basically have two venues as far as the media goes. On the left is TV news with the exception of Fox, just about every major newspaper with the exception of the WSJ editorial page . On the right you have Talk Radio and Fox. The internet doesn't discriminate.
So it doesn't surprise me that foreigners that I know living here constantly bitch about the media because it sucks. But they usually start gloating over how great the European media is and how objective things are over there. A few folks in particular get a little obnoxious with it. Some categorically discounts ANYTHING if it appears in the American media unless Le Monde and Al-Jazeera happen to substantiate it.
Anyway, being the wordly guy that I am, I dig reading stuff from other countries. Two things I came across this weekend really kind of pissed me off:
1) Guardian Uk Has already retracted this story but the guy just lambastes Bush and comes to the conclusion that John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald and Hinkley are really needed now - the obvious conclusion being that Bush needs assisinated. Ok, so you hate Bush. Fine. Ok so you want to mockingly advocate killing Bush too, fine. But here's what galls me - is Bush really worse than say Fidel Castro for instance? (and please, if you're a Castro fan, please spare me the moral equivalency, Americans don't take their kids and brave 90 miles of shark infested water to head to Cuba - enough said). No, because it's fashionable to love Castro among the Media. Would they ever advocate taking a shot a Arafat? It's almost unimagineable. But Arafat is pretty much as vile of a scumbag as they come and the last I heard, we're not intentionally targeting civilians and children in any of our actions. Robert Mugabe? There's a name for you. Don't hear anyone clamoring for his death - after all that would be politically incorrect.
So my gripe is this. If you want to hate Bush fine. If you want to make jokes about having him killed, well, I guess it's your right to do so. But sh1t, don't be a bitch about it. The same crowd that says stuff like this would have a COW if anyone advocated killing Arafat, Castro or any whole list of other vile mass murderers. And this is the same crowd that can't even bring itself to call what happened on 9/11 an act committed by 'Terrorists'. The BBC even acknowledges that they won't use the word Terrorist b/c they don't want Terrorist getting pissed off at them. Ok, so the guys that cut off innocent people's heads cheering Alah Akbar are 'freedom fighters'. The guys killing fellow Iraqis left and right are 'insurgents' And people that pussy foot around the issues like this have the audacity to talk about how great it would be if Bush was killed? Objective my a33.
2) Stern Magazine. Does anyone remember Opal's? They were these really ugly little cars that looked like a cross between a Pinto and a Gremlin? Yes, those ugly piles of sh1t. Well, the latest cover has a bunch of people standing in a circle shaped as the Opal Logo. Then there's this big Uncle Sam with Cowboy Boots about to smash them. This is so lame it's really hard to describe. Hmmm, even someone as evil as GW can manage an economy with an unemployment rate that most of our European critics would die for and at the same time, a car company that makes really ugly cars has some layoffs and it's *America's* Fault. Last I looked Porshce and BMW were doing pretty damned well. Volkswagen and Audi are selling like hot cakes too. Daimler/Chrysler seems to be selling them left and right to. But OPAL, Opal falls to shit and it's our fault. Pulllleeeeezzz. And what the f*ck is this obsession with the objective European media calling American Presidents Cowboys? Seriously, what is up with that. I've lived here for 33 years and in my entire life, I have yet to see a Cowboy other than on Marlboro commercials. I mean, I actually wish Bush was a cowboy because he'd look really funny in one of those hats and chaps spitting Beech nut into a cup during the debates, but a two time Ivy Leager is hardly what I think of when I think “Cowboy”. Let some American's start cracking some jokes about how Opals look like one of Hitler's Gas Chambers on wheels and you can just imagine the belly aching they'd engage in. Opal is going down the shitter becuase they are ugly and no one buys them and Germany isn't the most business friendly environment - why, there's even a Huge BMW plant about 12 miles from my house right here in the good old USA. Even with all of our Lawyers and other nonsense, it's still profitable to build factories here rather than in Germany. But the thing is, people actually like BMW's. That new 850i kicks a33. But an Opal? I'd rather walk. Don't blame the states for those ugly piles of shit going down the tubes.