Hannukah Favorites

I was clearing out some of the unnecessary seasonal auto-playlists accumulated in Windows Media Player v10, and I thought I'd check out what had been caught by such lists as "Hannukah Favourites". From my collection, that tends to hit a lot of versions of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah covered by John Cale, through U2, Jeff Buckley and k.d.lang, or of Hallelujah I Love Him/Her So covered by Peggy Lee or Ray Charles. More amusing is the Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel covered by the South Park tots on Mr. Hanky's Christmas Classics. All of these are direct hits, more or less in context, from the keywords specified by the auto-playlist.

What really leapt out at me was Rufus Wainwright's Old Whore's Diet linguistically drift-netted by the keyword/substring "Diet", which also scores a few songs by Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau in my, now decidedly odd Hannukah mix.

The usual northern-hemisphere assumptions are there for the Christmas auto-playlist, which picks up every piece with "Winter" in the title, not to mention anything from Schubert's Winterreise song-cycle. These are more than compensated for by Mr. Hanky's contributions, Stan Ridgeway's Holiday in Dirt album, every song by Noel Coward, Pinta, Nina, Santa Maria (Into Eternity) from Vangelis' soundtrack to 1492: Conquest of Paradise, and various songs about Santa Fe.

These linguistic errors/assumptions are pretty common in Microsoft products due to inefficient use of internal resources built up over the years in the Natural Language Group, Natural Language Research, Reference products (Expedia etc) . Most of these resources have been allowed to drift away through the company or released since no product group is willing to foot the bill for a cost centre of this type. But that is a story for another day...

Published Fri, Jan 7 2005 23:40 by Mike

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# re: Hannukah Favorites

And Don't Forget the folk classic, "On Christmas, I Got Nothing" from Chuck Brodsky.

My family never roasted chestnuts - on an open fire
Never went around the neighborhood - singing carols with a choir
Never went to Midnight Mass & sat on cold hard pews
My family - we had different views

I never had to be good - just for goodness sake
On Christmas Eve I didn't try to keep myself awake
Listening for sleigh bells - or looking for a mouse
Santa always skipped over our house

Jimmy got a train set with a shiny new caboose
Billy, an erector set, with nuts & bolts & screws
Tammy got a kit for making cheese fondues
But on Christmas I got nothing - 'cause we were Jews

We never put up trimmings 'cause we never had a tree
I wouldn't know a mistletoe from a torpedo's knee
I never sat on Santa's lap - but hey, if Jesus was a Jew...
Wouldn't that make Santa be one too?

I used to hate when it was cold enough for Christmas to be white
Never hung a wreath of holly - or strung the yard with lights
Those other houses looked so pretty - but the electricity they must've used!
We lit candles - 'cause we were Jews

Annie got a bright red pair of kangaroo shoes
Kathy got some soaps & an assortment of shampoos
Even Buffy's dingo got some brand new rawhide chews
But on Christmas I got nothing - 'cause we were Jews

Sometimes we ate chicken - and sometimes we ate lamb
Sometimes we ate turkey - but we never had a ham
I never did like eggnog - or those wine & cider brews
We drank Mogen David - 'cause we were Jews

Jenny got a bike she had to wait 'till Spring to use
Tommy from across the street - he got his front tooth
Joshua got a horn so he could learn to play the blues
But I already had some...

Saturday, January 08, 2005 1:46 AM by Mike

# re: Hannukah Favorites

Actually, I wrote the auto-playlists in question as a part of one of the free Winter Fun Packs. Apologies if they had too many keywords in them- I was trying to be inclusive. :)

Friday, January 21, 2005 2:15 PM by Mike

# re: Hannukah Favorites

My point was really not about the numbers of keywords, but that you can't rely on single keywords (& substrings are worse!) like that to generate a themed playlist. I've generated search keywords for a couple of Microsoft products ( Picture It! image search, and Office Clip Art Gallery) so I've seen where you can get into trouble. There is (or was ) a cross-product review committee to help with such issues at Microsoft, especially as similar issues have driven expensive product recalls in the past.

False positives would be OK if I could easily remove them from the playlist, but that isn't trivial for an end-user. You basically have to copy true positive to a static playlist to make that work.

Friday, January 21, 2005 4:07 PM by Mike

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