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The Microsoft® Windows Mobile Line of Business Solution Accelerator 2008!

Rob Tiffany has got the details... . The main features include: Intelligent resolution awareness Synchronization Services Windows Communication Foundations "Store and Forward" MapPoint LINQ Custom Controls Managed Stored Procedures and Triggers Notifications and Online Help Language Switching...

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Mon, Mar 17 2008
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor, Data Access, Misc Technology, WCF, ADO.NET Synchronization Services, Microsoft.Synchronization, Mobility, LINQ, Sahil Malik
Interesting Mac iBook story

Every time I hear about the TSA, I become more and more convinced that if Darwin's theory is correct, the TSA will cease to exist before long. The latest 'can they really be this stupid?' incident has to do with a Mac Airbook. At first I started thinking along the lines of a corollary to...

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Tue, Mar 11 2008
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor, Misc Technology
Why Technical People shouldn't design interfaces...

Not too long ago , I discussed the fact that programmers are pretty much the last people that should be developing interfaces. My point wasn't that developers are incapable of understanding good UI design concepts, it's just that for some reason or another, we tend not to be very good at implementation...

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Thu, Jun 8 2006
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor, Life in General, Mindless Babbling, Misc Technology
Torture?

I'm not in any way trying to get into the whole Gitmo thing or whether or not we should torture suspected terrorist with important info if they won't talk. However I just read this: << Dripping Water or Playing Christina Aguilera Music : After the new measures are approved, the mood in al-Qahtani’s...

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Sun, Jun 12 2005
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor
Dear Apress....

As a loyal customer, I need to ask you for one favor. This is a very petty and immature request on my part, but I have to ask it anyway. Please don't give Tobin any more HardCovers for his books: Working with Tobin is hard enough as it is because he outdoes me at everything, we have essentially a Homer...

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Fri, May 13 2005
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor, Books, Me
Beating a drug tests

Well, read at your own risk - but it's pretty interesting

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Fri, Apr 1 2005
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor
New VB Petitions....

http://www.cadencoding.net/blogs/users/cornbread/comments.aspx?id=149 http://www.atrevido.net/blog/PermaLink.aspx?guid=a1db3a46-466b-440b-ad71-55b13e2feb75

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Sun, Mar 13 2005
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor
The most Disturbing I've seen since the "Gimp" scene in Pulp Fiction.

Ok, assume Pulp Fiction was real life. Who would you rather be, this poor SOB or Marsallus Wallace? Just like the Bobbit case, I'm wondering how far down the chopping went... but I better stop here because the next stream of consciousness is just too disturbing. Ladies, if he's a bum - get rid of him...

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Mon, Feb 21 2005
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor
A little humor from my friend Andy

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Wed, Feb 2 2005
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor
How not to post in a newsgroup...

I was just watchign CNN and it appears that KC's brilliant CAPTCHA article edged out the Iraqi elections in terms of interest. If I can just put something in perspective: From microsoft.public.dotnet.languages.csharp: << I would like to know how to write a spyware program.>> One every count...

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Mon, Jan 31 2005
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor, Life in General
http://www.everythingado.net

Well, I finally bit the bullet and purchased my site from Brinkster. I'm going to be hosting blogs for a few of my disaffected DNJ friends - but well, due to the nature of the site - I'm not handing them out to everyone - If I know you, or you can convince me your not a dork, or if you're a dork and...

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Sun, Jan 30 2005
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor, Compact Framework, Data Access, MVP Stuff, Me, .NET General, Visual Studio .NET 2005, Coding Techniques, Mindless Babbling
house.config

Unfortunately, there is no such thing but I really wish there were. Moving Blows. At least I'm not the only one going through it - but Beth's moving in - I'm just shuffling things around. That got me to thinking - the next time I hear someone start telling me about how lame programming is as a field...

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Wed, Jan 5 2005
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor, Me
Caustic Phil is Back!

I just got this response: <i actually am going to write about this very same topic...as soon as i finish up my current post i'm working on (which turning into something way, way, too long) > From none other than Caustic Phil

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Mon, Jan 3 2005
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor
How did this happen?

Neil scored OS X - Lucky SOB. I don't know If I should be proud or embarassed but if was Win NT Workstation or ME, I was going to be pissed. I was hoping for Windows 2003 Server - not sure if that's an option though. Which OS are You?

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Sat, Dec 11 2004
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor
CJavaBasic++# - "Don't miss out on thousands of tech jobs"

I got this from the but I didn't want to steal any of his bandwidth so I copied the image myself: Jeez, this is so friggin terrible that I don't think I want to ever write another line of code. What langauge is this? You can use = for both assignment and evaluation (VB). You open with braces but close...

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Fri, Dec 10 2004
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor
Have fun explaining this...

Talk about putting your foot in your mouth - Somehow I don't think the 'trailer trash' is going to believe his apology. .

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Sun, Dec 5 2004
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor
"Sure folks, I'll see what I can do"

Didn't these folks get the Memo that Drug Dealing is illega l ?

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Sun, Dec 5 2004
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor
OReillyroids

Damn this is cool . It's an Asteroids remake with Bill O'Reilly as the space ship and a33e3 for asteriods

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Fri, Oct 15 2004
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor
Cross-Platform .NET Development Using Mono, Portable .NET and Microsoft .NET

Well, I came home today to a pleasant surprise . And fortunately for me, my new iMAC should be here next Wednesday so I can start freestyling, cross platform style. Right now I'm going to see if I can remote a Dataset from my Linux box over to my Win2k3 Server - will report back shortly (or maybe longer...

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Fri, Oct 15 2004
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor
He's back!

Finally, he's back. . Yes hot off the press - the latest from from CausticPhil. Now, I'm the first one to give him a hard time because he hasn't posted recently, but in light of the fact that he's been recently married and considering the stunner he married, well, I have to apologize for any implication...

Posted to /bill's House O Insomnia by William on Wed, Oct 13 2004
Filed under: Filed under: News, Humor

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