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  • And you thought I just some moron

    Many folks north of Miami-Dade county have never heard of El Chupacabra. And if you try tipping them off to it, they laugh at you like your some kind of moron. At least that's what they did when I told them. I've been warning people of the dangers posed by the old Chupa and I typically got responses...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Wed, Aug 13 2008
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  • Business Travel Sucks

    I don't remember the details exactly, but at some point in my very early childhood, me and the folks were flying to Pittsburgh for the holidays. I remember pop being really adamant about "flying 1st class so we don't have to put up with all the B__S___". I had already flown a few times...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Thu, Dec 13 2007
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  • Truer words have not been spoken

    Raymond Lewallen posted the following on his Twitter page . if i get one more vampire bite thingy whatever from facebook, i'm going to kick @ CalebJenkins in the nuts! Its seems to have started there. about 8 hours ago from Witty I know I'm out of the mainstream on this, but having signed up...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Fri, Nov 30 2007
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  • Fighting the Bull

    A few years ago, I read a truly excellent book called Why Business People Speak Like Idiots: A Bullfighter's Guide . I really liked it b/c I was working at a place with a whole lot of people who were really into talking in business speak and thought they were really cool for doing it. Little by little...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Fri, Sep 7 2007
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  • Back with a bang

    I've taken a hiatus from blogging but am going to try to get back on track full speed. I've been tech editing a great Windows Communication Foundation (WCF) book titled Professional WCF Programming: .NET Development with the Windows Communication Foundation . But more on that later... I'm chock full...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Mon, Jan 1 2007
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  • Is this a joke?

    I got the following phishing/spam yesterday and didn't think much about it. Dear Greater Atlantic Bank Cardholder, As part of our security measures, we regularly screen activity in the Greater Atlantic Bank system. We recently contacted you after noticing an issue on your account. We requested information...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Sun, Nov 5 2006
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  • How screwed up are you?

    I was listening to some old Phil Hendrie episodes and Vernon Dozier was on. This woman calls with a strong Southern Accent and as always, it reminds Vernon of 'mother'. He tells her "it's the kind of thing that makes you want to sit in a room with no furniture and cut the eyes out of pictures." (Strangely...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Fri, Sep 1 2006
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  • I got snubbed again!

    The old saying goes, "You don't want to be a member of any club that would have you." Well, doesn't look like I'm going to run into that problem b/c I got snubbed for Bilderberg . So far, I've gotten subbed by the Trilaterilists, the Council for Foreign Relations and of course, the Bilderbergs. This...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Tue, Jun 13 2006
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  • [Immature Subject Matter Warning] When Office Humor becomes painful

    Friday may have been the most excrutiating day of my life. I left the office thinking "If I never hear another attempted joke again in my life, it will be too soon. If I never smell another fart in my office, it'll be too soon." Just b/c you really like someone doesn't mean they can't drive you nuts...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Sat, Jun 10 2006
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  • *Warning* - Juvenile Bill Humor (The Shocker)

    At the end of the day, a few of my co-workers decided to head to Stool Pigeons for drinks at Happy hour. My buddy Sameer and I went although neither of us did any drinking. The guy in charge of Technical Writing (Ben) brought a friend of his (Adam) with him. Ok, so I learned a lot about modern culture...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Fri, Jul 22 2005
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  • Someone please tell me where I could get one of these!!!!!!!

    Since it's illegal and all - I would NEVER actually purchase one, but if anyone knows where I can get one of these cell phone jammers , please let me know. This is purely for informative purposes of course since there's some stupid law against selling, advertising or mentioning or even thinking about...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Mon, Feb 21 2005
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