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  • And you thought I just some moron

    Many folks north of Miami-Dade county have never heard of El Chupacabra. And if you try tipping them off to it, they laugh at you like your some kind of moron. At least that's what they did when I told them. I've been warning people of the dangers posed by the old Chupa and I typically got responses...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Wed, Aug 13 2008
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  • Business Travel Sucks

    I don't remember the details exactly, but at some point in my very early childhood, me and the folks were flying to Pittsburgh for the holidays. I remember pop being really adamant about "flying 1st class so we don't have to put up with all the B__S___". I had already flown a few times...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Thu, Dec 13 2007
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  • Truer words have not been spoken

    Raymond Lewallen posted the following on his Twitter page . if i get one more vampire bite thingy whatever from facebook, i'm going to kick @ CalebJenkins in the nuts! Its seems to have started there. about 8 hours ago from Witty I know I'm out of the mainstream on this, but having signed up...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Fri, Nov 30 2007
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  • Fighting the Bull

    A few years ago, I read a truly excellent book called Why Business People Speak Like Idiots: A Bullfighter's Guide . I really liked it b/c I was working at a place with a whole lot of people who were really into talking in business speak and thought they were really cool for doing it. Little by little...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Fri, Sep 7 2007
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  • Better keep my day job

    I got this from Brian's - it's been around a while but always interesting to re-check. My blog is worth $10,161.72 . How much is your blog worth? Looks like i better keep my day job...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Tue, Feb 6 2007
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  • The wrong side of a Meme

    I remember a long time ago, I saw some very scarry looking dude with a "I'd rather see my sister in a whorehouse than my brother riding a riceburner" t-shirt. I don't have a sister and would prefer Japanese motorcycles if I rode bikes, so I can't really empathize. However I guess the point of dude's...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Mon, Jan 15 2007
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  • Back with a bang

    I've taken a hiatus from blogging but am going to try to get back on track full speed. I've been tech editing a great Windows Communication Foundation (WCF) book titled Professional WCF Programming: .NET Development with the Windows Communication Foundation . But more on that later... I'm chock full...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Mon, Jan 1 2007
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  • Is this a joke?

    I got the following phishing/spam yesterday and didn't think much about it. Dear Greater Atlantic Bank Cardholder, As part of our security measures, we regularly screen activity in the Greater Atlantic Bank system. We recently contacted you after noticing an issue on your account. We requested information...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Sun, Nov 5 2006
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  • Phil Hendrie starts to redeem himself

    Ever since Phil decided that he was going to leave radio, life just hasn't been the same. However Phil http://www.philhendrieshow.com/ . He's got a new site. He's got a ton of new clips. He's got a ton of vintage clips. Yep, even stuff from Miami. Chris Norton's "Bringing back...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Wed, Nov 1 2006
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  • Finally a candidate I can really get behind.

    I just came across this and it made my night. Not only is Herb Sewell running for President, but Walter Bellhaven is his first pick for VP.
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Fri, Sep 29 2006
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  • How screwed up are you?

    I was listening to some old Phil Hendrie episodes and Vernon Dozier was on. This woman calls with a strong Southern Accent and as always, it reminds Vernon of 'mother'. He tells her "it's the kind of thing that makes you want to sit in a room with no furniture and cut the eyes out of pictures." (Strangely...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Fri, Sep 1 2006
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  • 10 Ten Things that piss you off

    A thread started over at Sweet Feathery Jesus about Top 10 things that piss you off . Here's mine (other than the first one, there's no particular order). 1 - Public Service Announcements on XM Radio (In particular, the Hurricane survivial, everything by Earth Share, the Online Predator and anything...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Sat, Jun 17 2006
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  • Will there by an XBOX 360 Version?

    First off, I came across this over at Sweet Feathery Jesus but heard it first mentioned by LLoyd Bonafide and it sounded great. I know Lloyd hates video games, Genxrs and most everything else but it still looks fun. Don't accidentally blow off your head and don't let the pedophile get you.
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Sat, Jun 17 2006
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  • 70-536 Moving Quickly

    Well, we've got some pretty stiff stiff competition -- Ann's book is getting all the glory but our 70-536 MCTS Guide is already kicking some butt. We moved up 1,000 points since yesterday overall on Amazon's rankings and have just broken #60 in Computers and Technology. Rumore has it that both Herb Sewell...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Thu, Jun 15 2006
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  • I got snubbed again!

    The old saying goes, "You don't want to be a member of any club that would have you." Well, doesn't look like I'm going to run into that problem b/c I got snubbed for Bilderberg . So far, I've gotten subbed by the Trilaterilists, the Council for Foreign Relations and of course, the Bilderbergs. This...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Tue, Jun 13 2006
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  • Did you know

    Did you know... It is impossible to lick your elbow. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. A shrimp's heart is in its head. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand. It is physically impossible for pigs to...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Mon, Jun 12 2006
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  • [Immature Subject Matter Warning] When Office Humor becomes painful

    Friday may have been the most excrutiating day of my life. I left the office thinking "If I never hear another attempted joke again in my life, it will be too soon. If I never smell another fart in my office, it'll be too soon." Just b/c you really like someone doesn't mean they can't drive you nuts...
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Sat, Jun 10 2006
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  • The War on Christmas (NWF)

    Andrew said this pretty much sums up his opinion on the Anti-Christmas vs Christmas zealots and vice versa. Amen Andrew .
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Sun, Dec 4 2005
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  • The Spirit of Christmas

    Well, I'll probably get sued by the ACLU for posting the word Christmas on my blog, but I figured I'm not the only one interested. This is the SouthPark that started it all
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Sun, Dec 4 2005
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  • Schadenfreude Light

    It's not exactly schadenfreude but finally, finally, something like this happens and it's not in a state I live in! And check the URL listing, how did they do that with a straight face?
    Posted to The Coding Cuckoo by William on Wed, Oct 19 2005
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