Add-ons to fix some major Smartphone deficiencies

Like most folks, I had a reasonable expectation that my Smartphone would protect me from rodents and mosquitos. Imagine my horror when I discovered that the phone came with no in-built functionality in these areas. I feel lucky that the telephony stack was included.

Luckily my good mate Nick Harrow has been busy over there in Christchurch, and he come up with some exciting products that I expect Microsoft will adopt as standard in WM6. No more rats following me around when I have my handy Smartphone near!

One product I would like to see added to Nick's catalogue is a Smartphone Vasectomy, which could use ultrasonic waves to render a man temporarily infertile. Keep up the good work Nick!!