Official Forum Flame Form
<lol> This is hilarious! :) Here is a simple check off list for flaming forums. I'm not a flamer, but I've got to try using this sometime when it would be appropriate. The checks are from its original post.
Official Forum Flame
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Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Vet
[X] Other: Troll
You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[X] You want to sue a company for your bad experience.
[ ] You doubleposted.
[X] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] You posted a X > Y thread.
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
[X] You said/suggested something incredibly stupid.
To Repent, You Must:
[X] Give up your AOL Internet account
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a freeway
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] I think your IQ must be 6
[X] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online
[ ] All of the above |