[There's a reason that Yoda is the unofficial mascot of SBS.  Size indeed matters not.] I hate .NET, I hate .NET, I hate .NET, I hate .NET - THE OFFICIAL BLOG OF THE SBS DIVA
Thu, Jun 23 2011 23:50 bradley

I hate .NET, I hate .NET, I hate .NET, I hate .NET

There's a running joke about how I make joke tshirts for events.  Some have sayings, some are community based, but there's many times a tshirt theme for various events.  I'm threatening to have another tshirt made that will say "I hate .NET, I hate .NET, I hate .NET, I hate .NET!"

Fasten your seatbelts folks.. after this month's .net 4 updates that take longer to install than normal

(see
Installing updates for the Microsoft .NET Framework 4 can take longer than expected in some scenarios:
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/2570538)

We're going to have ANOTHER .net 4 non security update coming out on Tuesday.

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/894199

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

New non-security Content:

  • Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 on Windows 7, Windows Server 2008 R2, Windows Server 2008, Windows Vista, Windows Server 2003, and Windows XP (KB2468871)

    Locale: All
    Deployment: Windows Update, Microsoft Update, Recommended/Automatic Updates, WSUS, and Catalog
    Classification: Updates, Non-Security
    Target platforms: Windows 7, Windows Server 2008 R2, Windows Server 2008, Windows Vista, Windows Server 2003, and Windows XP
    Approximate file sizes:
    • Microsoft .NET Framework 4 on Windows 7/Windows Server 2008/Windows Vista/Windows Server 2003/Windows XP x86 update: ~ 19668KB
    • Microsoft .NET Framework 4 on Windows XP, Windows Server 2003, Windows Vista, Windows 7, Windows Server 2008, Windows Server 2008 R2 for x64-based Systems update: ~ 28772KB
    • Microsoft .NET Framework 4 on Windows Server 2003, Windows Server 2008, Windows Server 2008 R2 IA-64/Windows Server 2008 IA-64/Windows Server 2003 IA-64 update: ~ 30761KB
    Description:
    Install this update to resolve issues in Microsoft .NET Framework 4. For a complete listing of the issues that are included in this update, see the associated Microsoft Knowledge Base article for more information. After you install this item, you may have to restart your computer.
  • Update for Windows Server 2008, Windows Vista, and Windows XP (KB2541763)
    Locale: All
    Deployment: Windows Update, Microsoft Update, Important/Automatic Updates, WSUS, and Catalog
    Classification: High Priority, Non-Security
    Target platforms: Windows Server 2008, Windows Vista, and Windows XP
    Approximate file sizes:
    • Windows Server 2008/Windows Vista update: ~ 190KB
    • Windows Server 2008 IA-64 update: ~ 480KB
    • Windows Server 2008 x64/Windows Vista x64 update: ~ 364KB
    • Windows XP update: ~ 558KB
    Description:
    Install this update to resolve issues in Windows. For a complete listing of the issues that are included in this update, see the associated Microsoft Knowledge Base article for more information. After you install this item, you may have to restart your computer.
  • Update for Windows 7, Windows Server 2008 R2, Windows Server 2008, and Windows Vista (KB2545698)
    Locale: All
    Deployment: Recommended/Automatic Updates, WSUS, and Catalog
    Classification: Updates, Non-Security
    Target platforms: Windows 7, Windows Server 2008 R2, Windows Server 2008, and Windows Vista
    Approximate file sizes:
    • Windows 7 update: ~ 2219KB
    • Windows 7 x64/Windows Server 2008 R2 x64 update: ~ 2224KB
    • Windows Server 2008 R2 IA-64 update: ~ 2200KB
    • Windows Server 2008/Windows Vista update: ~ 2074KB
    • Windows Server 2008 IA-64 update: ~ 2069KB
    • Windows Server 2008 x64/Windows Vista x64 update: ~ 2076KB
    Description:
    Install this update to resolve issues in Windows. For a complete listing of the issues that are included in this update, see the associated Microsoft Knowledge Base article for more information. After you install this item, you may have to restart your computer.
  • Update for Windows 7 and Windows Server 2008 R2 (KB2547666)

    Locale: All
    Deployment: Recommended/Automatic Updates, WSUS, and Catalog
    Classification: Updates, Non-Security
    Target platforms: Windows 7 and Windows Server 2008 R2
    Approximate file sizes:
    • Windows 7 update: ~ 1992KB
    • Windows 7 x64/Windows Server 2008 R2 x64 update: ~ 4698KB
    Description:
    Install this update to resolve issues in Windows. For a complete listing of the issues that are included in this update, see the associated Microsoft Knowledge Base article for more information. After you install this item, you may have to restart your computer.
  • Update for Root Certificates [June 2011] (KB931125)

    Locale: All
    Deployment: Windows Update, Microsoft Update, WSUS, and Catalog
    Classification: Updates, Non-Security
    Supersedes: KB931125 on Windows XP
    Target platforms: Windows XP
    Approximate file sizes:
    • Root Certificates [June 2011] update: ~ 350KB
    Description:
    This item updates the list of root certificates on your computer to the list that is accepted by Microsoft as part of the Microsoft Root Certificate Program. Adding additional root certificates to your computer enables you to use Extended Validation (EV) certificates in Internet Explorer 7, a greater range of security enhanced Web browsing, encrypted e-mail, and security enhanced code delivery. After you install this item, you may have to restart your computer. Once you have installed this item, it cannot be removed.

Changes to existing non-security content:

  • Group Policy Preference Client Side Extensions for Windows XP (KB943729)
    • Metadata Changed.
    • Binaries have not changed.
    • This update does not need to be reinstalled.
    For more information, click the following article number to view the article in the Microsoft Knowledge Base:
    http://support.microsoft.com/kb/943729 (http://support.microsoft.com/kb/943729)
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# re: I hate .NET, I hate .NET, I hate .NET, I hate .NET

Friday, June 24, 2011 7:39 AM by John

I dont do t-shirts, but if you make a ball cap with those words I will buy two.

# re: I hate .NET, I hate .NET, I hate .NET, I hate .NET

Friday, June 24, 2011 9:17 AM by Craig Brown

Couldn't agree more with the heading. Can definitely say I have seen the .Net problems with this months patches. Have personally seen a couple of machines take 10 minutes and had reports from a few users of it taking 20 mins to shutdown and install this months patches.

# re: I hate .NET, I hate .NET, I hate .NET, I hate .NET

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