Bill's random thoughts...
Happy birthday dude!
Take it easy with all this fun that you're having. You're getting on a bit in years now, you don't want to break your hip - they're a nightmare to mend when you get as old as you are now :)
Happy Birthday Bill.
Try
PutOutFires()
Catch ex As HipOutException
CallDoctor(ex)
End Try
you kids are just sooo funny :P
An many more Bill!