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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://msmvps.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>A case of the sniffles</title><link>http://msmvps.com/blogs/azc/archive/2005/04/13/41948.aspx</link><description>I seem to have come down with a cold.. or as some men would call it.. flu (or chicken flu, SARS, or just plain old traditional "oh my god, I think I'm dying"). So my nose is all bunged up and my throat is sore. In a warm room, the gunk inside my head</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2008.5 SP2 (Build: 40407.4157)</generator><item><title>re: A case of the sniffles</title><link>http://msmvps.com/blogs/azc/archive/2005/04/13/41948.aspx#42116</link><pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2005 00:32:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d67277c4-116b-43f1-b688-e9ef184ea916:42116</guid><dc:creator>acarpenter</dc:creator><description>It sounds to me that you're suffering from Leaping Ague characterized by increased efficiency, but depraved direction, of the will, producing an irresistible propensity to dance, tumble, and move about in a fantastic manner, and often with far more than the natural vigor, activity, and precision.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://msmvps.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=42116" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: A case of the sniffles</title><link>http://msmvps.com/blogs/azc/archive/2005/04/13/41948.aspx#42084</link><pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2005 20:21:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d67277c4-116b-43f1-b688-e9ef184ea916:42084</guid><dc:creator>acarpenter</dc:creator><description>It's probably not the flu. You probably have the plague.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Have you tried drinking fenugreek tea? It tastes so revolting that you are completely distracted from being sick.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://msmvps.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=42084" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>