re: Printers

acarpenter — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 18:27:00 GMT

or just click this to see it in my blog - sorry i was having probs finding the archive .....

http://ruthlessjack.blogspot.com/2005/02/actual-customer-complaint.html

re: Printers

acarpenter — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 18:25:00 GMT

Mate you love this - check my link for a funny story incorporating printers

This is the sort of call i get from my damned customers - Imagine this and if you can put on an old womans voice whilst reading aloud

"Hello is Simon there pleeese" - "yes thats me how can i help you" - "my printer seems to have broken can you come and repair it please i have a church newsletter i need to print for this weeks get together" ----deep breate and a pause and i replied --- " Yes ok madam but before i do that can i ask you take the toner out of the machine - shake it and replace - You may find its only a toner problem" - "ok Simon i'll do that - hold on one minute"

2 minutes pass and an almighty scream is heard from my phone

"Simon - i need your help theres a mouse in my printer" - "*im laughing - no seriously Madam there cannot be a mouse in your printer they are a very hot place to be and it wouldnt last 1 minute" --- The old lady then paused and explained that she could proove it with a photo......

I couldnt beleive what she managed to email me - Tell me if you find this fooking hilarious!

NOW CLICK THE IMAGE

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/226/1535/1024/jam.jpg