Linux - unbreakable until when?
Man, if I were dumb enough to claim anything as "unbreakable", I'd probably want to claim that you have a little bit more than two months of unbreakability (and yes, that is an unretouched graphic from Oracle's site).
Cousin Jeff notes that Mary Ann Davidson, head honcho of Security at Oracle, previously remarked on the previous "Unbreakable" campaign "What idiot dreamed this up?"
I think it's the same "idiot" that came up with the original version of this campaign. Marketing geniuses, all of them.