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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://msmvps.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Tony's Microsoft Access Blog : Humour, Personal</title><link>http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/archive/tags/Humour/Personal/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: Humour, Personal</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2008.5 SP2 (Build: 40407.4157)</generator><item><title>Twitter and Swine Flu</title><link>http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/archive/2009/04/27/twitter-and-swine-flu.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 08:13:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d67277c4-116b-43f1-b688-e9ef184ea916:1691373</guid><dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=1691373</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/commentapi.aspx?PostID=1691373</wfw:comment><comments>http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/archive/2009/04/27/twitter-and-swine-flu.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Swine Flu" href="http://xkcd.com/574/"&gt;Swine Flu&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don&amp;#39;t get Twitter.&amp;nbsp; There is so much crap on there I just don&amp;#39;t care about.&amp;nbsp; And my life is far too boring to post any such minutiae.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; So I laughed quite hard when I saw the XKCD cartoon.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ok, so it is interesting reading about my sisters life over in Sri Lanka because it is so different than here.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; The lizard in the back yard was just cool.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://msmvps.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=1691373" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/archive/tags/Humour/default.aspx">Humour</category><category domain="http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/archive/tags/Personal/default.aspx">Personal</category><category domain="http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/archive/tags/Eclectic/default.aspx">Eclectic</category></item><item><title>Spit does not go clunk at -40 aka Converting to Metric</title><link>http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/archive/2009/01/05/spit-does-not-go-clunk-at-40-aka-converting-to-metric.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 10:16:44 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d67277c4-116b-43f1-b688-e9ef184ea916:1658508</guid><dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=1658508</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/commentapi.aspx?PostID=1658508</wfw:comment><comments>http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/archive/2009/01/05/spit-does-not-go-clunk-at-40-aka-converting-to-metric.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;I just had to laugh long and loud when I read the &lt;a href="http://xkcd.com/526/" target="_blank"&gt;Converting to Metric&lt;/a&gt; XKCD cartoon.&amp;nbsp; In light of the Canadian prairie deep freeze where the temps have had wind chills in the -40 and -45 C for quite a number of days recently.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Spit does not go clunk at -40.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Mind you there are some videos on YouTube showing boiling water being thrown in the air.&amp;nbsp; For example &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFj_i6HtebM" target="_blank"&gt;From Boiling to Frozen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;A number of years ago when I was a teenager I was working for my Dad up in Fort McMurray, Alberta on some 3 1/2 story walkup apartment blocks.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; The recessed balconies had to be painted so they were covered in multiple players of plastic.&amp;nbsp; It was about -45 or -50 C outside without the wind chill.&amp;nbsp; I was really tempted to cut a small slit in the plastic on the fourth floor balcony and see if err, ahhh well you know, that yellow stuff, would be frozen when it hit the snow.&amp;nbsp; However I quickly realized that a rather important chunk of the male anatomy might get frost bite which I figured would be a bad thing.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;My sister, who reads my blog, is just shaking her head right now.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://msmvps.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=1658508" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/archive/tags/Humour/default.aspx">Humour</category><category domain="http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/archive/tags/Personal/default.aspx">Personal</category></item></channel></rss>