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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://msmvps.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Tony's Microsoft Access Blog : Humour, Access</title><link>http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/archive/tags/Humour/Access/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: Humour, Access</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2008.5 SP2 (Build: 40407.4157)</generator><item><title>Exceeding 2 Gb MDB file size (and a bit of TGIF humour)</title><link>http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/archive/2009/05/08/exceeding-2-gb-mdb-file-size-and-a-bit-of-tgif-humour.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 23:14:50 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d67277c4-116b-43f1-b688-e9ef184ea916:1692095</guid><dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=1692095</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/commentapi.aspx?PostID=1692095</wfw:comment><comments>http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/archive/2009/05/08/exceeding-2-gb-mdb-file-size-and-a-bit-of-tgif-humour.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;Exceeding the 2 Gb MDB file size gives you an exceedingly misleading error message:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;In Jet 4.0 one message that is received when the 2 Gb file size is exceeded is invalid argument.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; This is, of course, utterly confusing and can mean other things such as corruption.  &lt;p&gt;In A2007/ACE (I was running in an ACCDB) I got the following message  &lt;blockquote&gt; &lt;p&gt; 3049 Cannot open database &amp;#39;&amp;#39;.&amp;nbsp; It may not be a database that your application recognizes, or the file may be corrupt. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;p&gt;running the following code.&amp;nbsp; (Watch for line wrap.) &lt;blockquote&gt; &lt;p&gt;Const FillText As String = &amp;quot;ASdlkjSLDJKADSLJADSLJ ASDLJK ALSDJ LASJKD&lt;br /&gt;LJASLDJK ALSJKD LAJSD lJKA SDLJK ASDLj ASDLj ALSDJ LJ &amp;quot; &amp;amp; _&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;ASdlkjSLDJKADSLJADSLJ ASDLJK ALSDJ LASJKD LJASLDJK ALSJKD LAJSD&lt;br /&gt;lJKA SDLJK ASDLj ASDLj ALSDJ LJ &amp;quot; &amp;amp; _&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot; AS:LK:ASDK A:D :AKSD :ASDK:AKSD :AKS D adfasdf asd fasdf asdf&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Sub Filltable()  &lt;p&gt;Dim rs As DAO.Recordset  &lt;p&gt;Set rs = CurrentDb.OpenRecordset(&amp;quot;Table1&amp;quot;)  &lt;p&gt;tagTop:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; rs.AddNew&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; rs!field1 = FillText&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; rs.Update&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; DoEvents&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; GoTo tagTop  &lt;p&gt;End Sub&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;p&gt;Now this code runs for several hours so be patient.&amp;nbsp; I only ran it inside Access 2007 and ACCDBs.&amp;nbsp; I&amp;#39;ll run it in Access 2003 just to double check that message.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; (Out for steak, Caesar salad and mugs of red wine with friends.) &lt;p&gt;Now note that you don&amp;#39;t want an autonumber key on the table.&amp;nbsp; Just the text field.&amp;nbsp; I suspect by the time you hit five million records the overflow areas of the index will get real, real slow.&amp;nbsp; But I don&amp;#39;t feel like testing that. &lt;h5&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Humour&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h5&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thatlldoit.com" target="_blank"&gt;Bill Mosca&lt;/a&gt;, fellow Access MVP, had the following to say about my FillText string:&amp;nbsp; Here&amp;#39;s a site for greeking text...in case you need to fill a longer string without monkey-typing it yourself. &lt;a href="http://www.duckisland.com/GreekMachine.asp"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.duckisland.com/GreekMachine.asp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Of course another alternative is &lt;a href="http://www.lipsum.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Lorem Ipsum&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I used a paragraph from that in a reply to someone who stated &amp;quot;Of course, we&amp;#39;re going to have to argue that one for a while.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://msmvps.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=1692095" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/archive/tags/Access/default.aspx">Access</category><category domain="http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/archive/tags/Humour/default.aspx">Humour</category></item><item><title>I sure hope there is a final exam on this course</title><link>http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/archive/2009/04/27/i-sure-hope-there-is-a-final-exam-on-this-course.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:02:22 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">d67277c4-116b-43f1-b688-e9ef184ea916:1691410</guid><dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=1691410</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/commentapi.aspx?PostID=1691410</wfw:comment><comments>http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/archive/2009/04/27/i-sure-hope-there-is-a-final-exam-on-this-course.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.1001fp.com/index.php?p=view_project&amp;amp;id=116798" target="_blank"&gt;Project title:&amp;nbsp; 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