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Tue, Jun 30 2009 23:43

Dilbert 2009-06-30

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2009-06-30/ Hey, I thought it was funny.
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Fri, May 8 2009 17:14

Exceeding 2 Gb MDB file size (and a bit of TGIF humour)

Exceeding the 2 Gb MDB file size gives you an exceedingly misleading error message: In Jet 4.0 one message that is received when the 2 Gb file size is exceeded is invalid argument. This is, of course, utterly confusing and can mean other things such as...
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Mon, Apr 27 2009 16:02

I sure hope there is a final exam on this course

Project title: Need 15 Queries in Access "I need someone who can make 15 queries in Access 2007 and have to be done in sql view (this is a must). I want this for school home work and need them fast, as soon as possible. I will provide you with the...
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Mon, Apr 27 2009 2:13

Twitter and Swine Flu

Swine Flu I don't get Twitter. There is so much crap on there I just don't care about. And my life is far too boring to post any such minutiae. So I laughed quite hard when I saw the XKCD cartoon. Ok, so it is interesting reading about my sisters...
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Mon, Apr 6 2009 22:51

Humour: Mac users and VBA

"We've solved the problem with lack of VBA support on Macs, and it was very easy: we got rid of the Macs. Typically our mac users were pretty expensive to support, being on average less skilled and lacking in knowledge of basics like what a file...
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Wed, Mar 18 2009 15:03

Humour: Engineering specifications

I worked on an ERP system for a welding shop which had a lot of pipe so I found the following to be particularly funny. For example the price book was 40 pages, with 17 pages full of tables with diameter and wall thickness of the pipe on the x and y axis...
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Mon, Feb 16 2009 19:05

Humour: The Microsoft Guide to Valentine's Day

The Microsoft Guide to Valentine's Day I thought this was reasonably humourous. Just catching up on email, blogs, Facebook, newsgroups and other such necessities of life after grandma's funeral. And I was on dialup for four days. All the wireless...
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Tue, Jan 13 2009 13:56

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Thanks to my friend Jim - Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard My favourite quote - "Everything is just a few hundred clicks away" Scroll down Scroll down You did realize that the Onion is a parody website, right?
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Mon, Jan 5 2009 3:16

Spit does not go clunk at -40 aka Converting to Metric

I just had to laugh long and loud when I read the Converting to Metric XKCD cartoon. In light of the Canadian prairie deep freeze where the temps have had wind chills in the -40 and -45 C for quite a number of days recently. Spit does not go clunk at...
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Sun, Dec 28 2008 19:43

Microsoft's Fargo campus mocks Redmond's snow

Microsoft's Fargo campus mocks Redmond's snow - A highly amusing mock emergency alert. I should add that in the last few weeks we've had a few days of wind chill temperatures of -40 as I walk to the coffee shop. And at those temps it only...
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Sat, Nov 1 2008 12:49

Yo momma jokes

SQL Server yo momma geek jokes on twitter You won't get these unless you know SQL Server.
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Fri, Oct 17 2008 16:36

"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. ...

"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein." ~ Joe Theisman, retired NFL quarterback Ok, I have no idea if this is genuine. No hits at Snopes. It's still funny.
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Fri, Sep 5 2008 17:34

Bill Gates on the Frazier show

I'd forgotten about Bill's guest appearance until I was reminded earlier today. See Frasier - 9x8 - The Two Hundredth Bill Gates part but skip to the 2:30 point.
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Wed, Feb 13 2008 18:41

Life At Microsoft - The Truth Revealed

Life At Microsoft - The Truth Revealed
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Wed, Feb 6 2008 18:24

Heroes Happen Here {Comic Series}

An interesting RSS comic strip - Heroes Happen Here {Comic Series} The other RSS comic strips I follow are Dilbert (of course) and xkcd
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Sun, Feb 3 2008 0:00

Microsoft conference call

Microsoft conference call
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Mon, Jan 7 2008 13:42

Bill's last day at Microsoft

I admire anyone who can poke fun at themselves. Bill's last day at Microsoft Yes, there is a short video ad you have to watch. You can also find bootleg copies at YouTube. If they haven't been pulled down by now. Notice the Microsoft Bob reference...
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Sun, Jan 6 2008 1:12

Building spreadsheets the hard way

Colors and Icons
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Sun, Dec 30 2007 12:01

Classic WTF: Fisher Price Technology Integration

Ryan H was pretty excited to start his new job as a developer. But his excitement quickly faded after he started. It didn't fade into apprehension, disappointment, or regret -- just into nothing; he simply stopped feeling anything at all. This type...
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Fri, Dec 28 2007 21:45

10 good reasons not to provide free tech support

10 good reasons not to provide free tech support An amusing read. Thankfully I've never had any situation too close to those mentioned. I will also add though i won't spend more than five or ten minutes working on a friend's computer problem...
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