Humour: Mac users and VBA
"We've solved the problem with lack of VBA support on Macs, and it was very easy: we got rid of the Macs. Typically our mac users were pretty expensive to support, being on average less skilled and lacking in knowledge of basics like what a file is, how to search the web, etc, and additionally were routinely late to work and were relative to the rest of our staff unprofessional in demeanor. So in addition to getting rid of the Macs, we got rid of the Mac users.
Trust me, this methodology can clean up lots of your companies processes and deadwood employees. Give it a try!"
From a blog about the future of VBA in Excel.