According to my Google Groups profile I have a little more than 35,000 newsgroup postings. Now they're not all Access related of course. But then I have some postings to the comp.databases.ms-access newsgroup under an older email accounts, firstname.lastname@example.org, so close enough. (Google groups has some severe problems with postings from back then as they are missing many/most/almost all although the count is likely correct.)
Even at that I was asking and answering questions in the Access Echo (similar to newsgroups) on my Fidonet BBS (Bulletin Board System) before then even. I first electronically met Larry Linson, fellow Access MVP, in 1993 or 1994 or so on Fidonet. We finally met as MVPs at Redmond a few years back.
Moral: I need a life. <smile>
I should mention that other MVPs do have considerably more postings than I do. For example John Vinson is incredible. Over a thousand postings some months. And he's quite the punster.