Who says Microsoft writers have no sense of humor
From a posting by a fellow MVP
Windows XP: Show your style! Make Windows look the way you want
"If all the walls in your home are white, stop reading. If you've never accessorized an outfit, customized your car, or pierced your body, this article isn't for you. But if you like adjusting your environment to fit your mood and sense of style, you'll likely enjoy the number of ways Microsoft ..."