Finger print reader and misbehaving cuckooz

Published Sun, Nov 21 2004 18:31 | William

A hard as I've tried, the cuckooz took control of my fingerprint reader and now all h3ll has broken loose.

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Filed under: Humor

Comments

# William said on November 21, 2004 9:10 PM:

Wow hey ask those cuckooz where I can get a copy of what they are watching!

# William said on November 21, 2004 11:20 PM:

wow! content wise they seem to have made a good choice ....

# TrackBack said on November 22, 2004 5:23 AM:

# William said on November 22, 2004 8:10 AM:

Andy:

Well be glad to make you one. It's a klassik tale of the trialz and tribulationz enkountered by attractive female recruits in todayz military. I think itz kalled Extreme Porno Boot Kamp and itz run by a former marine drill instructor and former marines.

After watching this, I was ready to enlist - but they don't have much need for coding cuckooz right now. Kompared to gay stuff like Top Gun - this would make a much better rekruiting film.

# William said on November 22, 2004 8:30 AM:

Perhaps photograph postings of your stuffed animals watching porn is not the best use of a free resource provided to you by means of your MVP award.

# William said on November 22, 2004 8:44 AM:

I'm sorry it bothered you. My intent wasn't to be 'pornographic' or 'offensive' and judging by the link that's attached to your name - I honestly can't tell if this is a serious concern or not.

A few things:
1) I don't really think those pics are over the top - they are certainly less revealing then the covers of most of the magazines that I see front and center in the convenience store every morning- and no - I'm not talking about 'adult' magazines. To that end I didn't think it was a big deal
2) It was a joke. In more than a few of my posts, I have my cuckooz writing code with me. I thought it was a harmless way to highlight the finger print reader and possible uses for one. If you had content on your computer that you wanted to safeguard.

I'm sorry if this was truly that offensive to you - so far everyone else appears to have gotten the joke - but if it is, write me and I'll be glad to address it with you privately.

# William said on November 22, 2004 1:44 PM:

Bill,

I was going to complain about the pic too, but I was going to complain that you can't see anything! Whut up wit dat dawg? ;)

But, being that this is an MS site I understand that you can't, and shouldn't post naked chicks on here. But thanks for the heads up for the name of the flick...Andy beat me to the question I was going to ask.

# William said on November 22, 2004 4:12 PM:

Please you tell me how I can have such fingerprint reader and movie. I am very impressed and want it for my clock.

Signed,
Guido the Cuckoo

# William said on November 22, 2004 8:20 PM:

They weren't really naked - I was trying to be a little humorous without crossing the lines of propriety. Sonny has a history of doing stuff like this and I believe you were the first one that caught him red handed. Out of like 20,000 page views, no one noticed it but you - so I figured I'd post this the same size as that one and it would be subtle. I think it is but I undertsand that people might get bothered.

I can't tell if the criticism post is real or not, XXXChurch almost seems like a goof but I don't know. I respect the fact that someone may think it's not kosher -but everyone else, EVERYONE seems to have seen the humor in it and my real intent was to highlight the reader. The best $50.00 I've spent in a long time.

# William said on November 23, 2004 9:50 AM:

I think that XXXCurch was a goof, I don't think it was really a complaint.

Also, as you point out, the girls aren't naked, they're just on all fours playing 'horsey'...no wrong in that.

Keep up the humor Bill, it makes this guy's day that much better :)