Oh Yes there is a Casey Sycophant Cult
You may have seen this,
over at http://www.brains-n-brawn.com . Well, this is an outrage. As founder or the Cult (You may remember that a certain buttmunch accused many fans of www.brains-n-brawn.com of being sycophants. He then went on to single me out) I take umbrage to this statment. I have half a mind to take a picture of my membership card w/ my new iMATE and send it as a DIME attachment just to prove it. Anyway, there Definitely is a Sycophant Cult and we're actively recruiting members. First, I'd like to point out that this isn't some lame a33 Comet Watching cult or sicko kool-aid drinking religous cult. We drink a lot of Diet Coke although Guiness is acceptable - kool-aid sucks. If you are interested in joining, we have some rigorous entry requirements. As such, you must do one of the following:
1) Attend a strip club. Take pictures with your phone or PDA (Yes, you have to have a high tech gadget to be a member) and send them to me.
2) Create a skit using Agents that's funnier than the Original “Got Paid by a Stripper” bit.
3) Send a audio/video clip of yourself laying on the horn at some idiot blocking the intersection. You can do this from inside the car b/c unless you have one of those cool switches Casey mentioned, you won't be able to record the episode and hit the horn at the same time. If you can you're automatically accepted. You have to send me the clip via DIME or some other cool transfer mechanism
4) Send me some really funny correspondence between you and a recruiter. The recruiter has to be really arrogant and equally clueless.
5) Send a 500 word essay on why Beavis and Butthead, SouthPark and the Simpsons are the only cool TV programs.
6) Get paid by a stripper. You will get to be an officer in the cult if you can manage to get paid by a Porn Star [Absolutely must be a FEMALE porn star] Getting paid by a male porn star will immediately get you kicked out.
7) Find either TS or Kitty Kitty and take a picture of either of them. They have to be authentic and you have to take them yourself. Transfer requirements are the same as above. If you send it encrypted you get the to be an officer too.
8) Send me at least 10 pictures of hot booth babes. No guys in the pictures. If you do have guys in the pics, you have to follow the B & B Standard and put big red X's over them.
9) Send me a picture of Casey at Promise Keepers - not PhotoShop or Fireworks pics either.
Contact me at bill AT Devbuzz Dot Com if you want more details. If you can't comply with any of these but still want to be a member, let me know. You'll need to do something cool but I'm not that picky.
I'm still working on a logo for the cult. I'm thinking of using a picture of Kitty Kitty getting down in the litter box or something non-serious like that but I'm open to ideas.